Violet Silver 🔮 SF Bay Area
@violetsilver
not trad wife material but I still expect you to build me a barn, grow me a garden, and whittle me a spoon 🐞🌻
anyone else get turned on by those vibration plate ads that pop up on tiktok? no? just me?? 😅
heard the doorbell ring, didn’t see anyone at the door, launched a quick investigation: its just a little guy
heading to pilates. polymarket is taking bets on which one pops out of this bra first
Hey! It’s the 14-year anniversary of the time I bought 5 bitcoin so I could buy weed gummies on the dark web. In 2012, 5 Bitcoin were ~$50. Today, it would be worth $324,000. But yeah, so glad I was able to get stoned at that Pretty Lights concert
I can’t keep gatekeeping my secret to making perfectly moist and fluffy scrambled eggs. But alas, the full ASMR cooking lesson only exists beyond the paywall 🍳
grilled peaches stole the thunder away from my maple sesame salmon but I’m not mad about it
you have to be 50% cocky / 50% delulu to wear all white on the first day of merc retrograde
the moon is looking suspiciously radiant on the precipice of mercury retrograde
when he buys you a dress and says “wear this to dinner with nothing underneath”
This place in Noe Valley has ice cream made from just one ingredient: frozen bananas 🍌🥶 No dairy. No added sugar. Someone please take me back here for a proper date on a sunny afternoon 🥹
SF isn’t a real place because what do you mean you have bone broth ON TAP and you serve bone broth lattes???
Live every day like the universe is putting on a private show just for you 🌺 #oursky
Is the lighting working for me or against me in this pic?
What if we kissed in front of the gluten-free/sugar-free/dairy-free ice cream shop?
First date idea: we release endangered baby sea turtles back into their natural habitat 🌊🐢
Ate the best gluten free burger of my life in Sedona 🤤 Cherry aioli + roasted jalapeño = mouthgasm