Viv Existanshall
@vivexistanshall
golden; delicious — blonde bombsite compiler of the Compundium Pundinomicon “You have a head full of history” - disgraced entertainer Phillip Schofield
I’m filming something for the telly on Wednesday (much anxious); I’d like to wear this but they’ll probably say that checks don’t look like checks through the camera lens, so I’ll have to wear a cagoule instead
government introduces tough new measures to enforce hosepipe ban
taking the kid out for bubble tea and surveying the menu with the wide-eyed incredulity of primitive man encountering fire 🔥 🧋
around the world, around the world around the world, around the world around the world, around the world around the world, around the world around the world, around the world
sick of seeing our culture being erased they covered up the ‘WELCOME TO HELL’ graffiti at Bow Street just outside Aberystwyth 😠