World's smallest production car! I am frankly not entirely certain I could get in and drive one. Like, physically

Wow you should add something to your website that indicates that it's satire, like for example this:

I think I got some of that bread made with the ancient yeast this loaf seems to date back to the holey Roman empire.

Guess the magic word that made the ears pop up

Confirmed

"lap" dog with some nerd loser for scale

I only use apps as the creator intended

If you see this post your getaway vehicle

Assuming the "but you can't just LEAVE me here" position

Oh ok I guess I can't be comfortable alone. Thanks pooch

Rare never before heard announcement from the dog.

Final cake verdict: needed to use a smaller pan, but delicious. Next year I will make my wife the best cake.

Happy to report frosting is still very good. Batter this year tasted good for the cake but I will have to report later on final combined outcome

Oh ok I guess the dog wants my attention

Free block for this POS. There not just a health scammer but an AI scammer at the same time, the worst combo

Some dude the other day: oh wow she's really well behaved they're really hard to train I've had fine Me: Australian shepherds? Him: yes I didn't want to be mean but like that's gotta be a skill issue there this perfect beast was the easiest thing to train

Hey look, dogs are cute. That's all I got, sorry.

Guys I think she wants attention

Oh neat new phone works for it

I don't get to use this one often but I know a chance when I see it

Well vibe coding broke the mobile view of the site and I'm sure as shit not knowingly installing a vibe coded app so... Enjoy a final Bailey for now

First off good for looking out for yourself and others. Seriously don't let me sharing what this made me think of make you think I'm being flippant about that. But you did remind me of this one

She's "helping" her mother do taxes

I feel absurd but the wife thinks I look good and honestly dressing up more for her

Wait is this too literal?

If I lay on the couch she climbs up, stares at me like this, and plops down on my chest like she's a small lap dog

If you think this dog in a blanket is cute you legally have to buy me a snack

New rug who dis

Unrelated but with how much I cut up my hands sometimes doing this you'd think this tiny scar is related, but no, see culprit (puppy teeth + puppy coordination + holding toy = ow)