Split Calyx

@vixerunt

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Split Calyx@vixerunt· 24d

Me, reading the 2nd ACOTAR book:

A DVD collection of the 90s legal comedy Night Court

Split Calyx@vixerunt· Jun 24

🥰 yeah To be seen is to be loved

@schizanon.bsky.social had added you to the "Hates People Who Use VR AI Crypto Smart-glasses NFTs Bitcoin" moderation list

Split Calyx@vixerunt· May 23

Old man scruff party Villeneuve is channeling 1993's top flannel Montoya stopped by Walmart on the way to taping #F1

F1 Tv post sprint show, with Jack Villeneuve wearing a grey T-shirt and red and blue open flannel
Juan Pablo Montoya wearing a giant white shirt and khakis

Jack Doohan looking normal wearing Haas kit

I forgot the host lady's name but she looks nice in a pick button down vest and dark slacks

Split Calyx@vixerunt· May 13

Pining for replica Egtved Girl clothes That boxy shirt is *in* rn And the string skirt would titillate

A boxy boat neck shirt and a skirt made of hundreds of strings, like very long fringe but connected at both ends. The fabrics are the hottest Bronze Age Danish fashions ca. 1350BC.

Split Calyx@vixerunt· Apr 21

Art in the form of the Bayeux Tapestry

On the left is a delightfully wonky embroidery of a house and some people wearing cloaks, with one guy gesticulating towards an empty patch of biting

Text in the Bayeux Tapestry style:
Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks.

Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.

Split Calyx@vixerunt· Apr 19

OG Rose Apothecary

Sandra Bullock owns a store of lotions and potions with the exact aesthetic of Rose Apothecary from Schitt's Creek

Split Calyx@vixerunt· Apr 19

Talk about ride or die Help your sister kill her boyfriend, resurrect him, kill him again

Sandy and Nicole standing over a dead man with a whipped cream star on his chest

Split Calyx@vixerunt· Apr 19

The shots in this movie are great

Still shot from Practical Magic (1998)
Dead abusive boyfriend in the back

Guess the sister he was abusing and the sister who gave him the poisoned alcohol

The image is of an old 70s car interior, Sandra Bullock looking stressed, Nicole Kidman lighting a cigarette, dead dude's face just visible in the back seat

Split Calyx@vixerunt· Apr 19

Stockard Channing and Dianne Wiest are killing the spooky witch Aunt roles

Stockard Channing and Dianne Wiest, dressed in flowing metallic garb with unruly curls half-frizzed. They look like they small like incense and patchoulli

Split Calyx@vixerunt· Apr 19

I need this necklace

Image of Sandra Bullock's necklace, maybe a beaded number with hanging little amulets or something

Split Calyx@vixerunt· Apr 19

Stop, the literality is amazing Spoilers ahead for a movie from 1998 Her husband dies which literally overturns an apple cart, amazing

Still image from Practical Magic (1998): An overturned hand cart on the street, surrounded by the wood remnants of destroyed apple crates and busted up green apples

They (and the man pushing them) were hit by a truck

Split Calyx@vixerunt· Apr 15

www.ashgroveforge.com/products/qhl...

Integral Damascus Chef’s Knife

This substantial chef’s knife has a 9” inch blade forged from 156 layer ladder pattern damascus. Ground to a very fine edge, this knife is not only beautiful, it could be a real work horse in your kitchen. The beautiful, colorfully-dyed buckeye burl handle fits up against an integral bolster for a comfortable grip.

Split Calyx@vixerunt· Apr 7

How dare the University of Alabama taunt me thus

Gmail notification from the University of Alabama that says
Today's the day! 🌷

I don't think they mean "it" is happening today

but for a moment

Split Calyx@vixerunt· Mar 12

I have an unfair advantage because I used to play a color sorting game on my phone- I've basically been training color perception. www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

Your delta-eta-ok JND

0.0029

Genuinely remarkable. You sailed pay the theoretical human limit like it owed you money. I'd accuse you of cheating but I don't actually know how you'd cheat at this.

Split Calyx@vixerunt· Mar 4

I have this piece of art in my kitchen, and it has always grounded me. Be patient with yourself. Your current condition is transitory.

Mixed media art work of a mother and daughter wearing clothes made of success rice, in a field with a blue sky and many yellow butterflies

The text says:

Success take time
It's not like
cooking
success in
10 min
It takes time

On angles amongst the butterflies, there are additional words:
Patient
Hope
Pray
Faith

Signature line says:
By Missionary Mary L. Proctor

Split Calyx@vixerunt· Feb 25

Just realized the salute emoji looks like he's looking for something

Family group chat excerpt:

Mom: Thumbs up! Emoji has disappeared

Me: 🫡👍
(Salute emoji looking like he's shading his eyes to find something) (Thumbs up emoji)

Me: I found it

Split Calyx@vixerunt· Feb 24

Dressed like this, guess where Russell Brand is going: A) His stand-up comedy show B) A press junket for an upcoming film C) Plea hearing for sexual assault and rape charges

Split Calyx@vixerunt· Feb 19

The Ferrari rear wing does a little flipperoo I stole this gif from Reddit

Split Calyx@vixerunt· Jan 21

Saw the 2026 F1 Audi livery, had an ungenerous thought on where I'd seen it before #F1

Image of the Audi Livery for F1 season 2026: silver front, bright scarlet rear body, darker tail

Image of a female baboon with a silver front, a scarlet rear, and a darker tail

Split Calyx@vixerunt· Jan 18

It's her fault, from this exact scene

Imogene from Death and Other Details S1E1 wearing very purplish and vampy lipstick

A late-20s ish blonde white woman with severe bangs and a mid-neck bob wears a heavily beaded bridge and brown dress and DARK lipstick

Split Calyx@vixerunt· Jan 17

Ordered more red cards in both English and Spanish to hand out to my community. It's small, but it's something. Knowing your rights is a powerful anti-fascist tool.

Image of three red cards, top in Spanish listing your rights in the US, middle showing the side for ICE agents to read, bottom listing rights in English.

Top card:
Usted tiene derechos constitucionales:
• NO ABRA LA PUERTA si un agente de inmigración está tocando
la puerta.
• NO CONTESTE NINGUNA PREGUNTA de un agente de
inmigración si trata de hablar con usted. Usted tiene el derecho a
guardar silencio.
• NO FIRME NADA sin antes hablar con un abogado. Usted tiene
el derecho de hablar con un abogado.
• Si usted está fuera de su casa, pregúntele al agente si tiene la
libertad de irse y si le dice que sí, váyase con tranquilidad.
• ENTRÉGUELE ESTA TARJETA EL AGENTE. Si usted está
dentro de su casa, muestre la tarjeta por la ventana o pásela
debajo de la puerta

Middle card:
I do not wish to speak with you, answer your questions, or sign or hand you any documents based on my 5th Amendment rights under the United States Constitution.
I do not give you permission to enter my home based on my 4th Amendment rights under the United States Constitution unless you have a warrant to enter, signed by a judge or magistrate with my name on it that you slide
under the door.
I do not give you permission to search any of my belongings based on my 4th Amendment rights.
I choose to exercise my constitutional rights.
These cards are available to citizens and noncitizens alike.

Bottom card:
You have constitutional rights:
• DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR if an immigration agent is
knocking on the door.
• DO NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS from an
immigration agent if they try to talk to you. You have the
right to remain silent.
• DO NOT SIGN ANYTHING without first speaking to a
lawyer. You have the right to speak with a lawyer.
• If you are outside of your home, ask the agent if you are
free to leave and if they say yes, leave calmly.
• GIVE THIS CARD TO THE AGENT. If you are inside of
your home, show the card through the window or slide it
under the doo

…

Split Calyx@vixerunt· Jan 13

Inspiring

a flat-headed cat captured on night camera in Thailand, it is very smol. First one seen in 30 years

I have added text taken from @ohthatsraspberry in a nostalgic 90's font: Keep On Truckin'

Split Calyx@vixerunt· Jan 8

San Antonio Spurs Court has me looking for salsa and guac with their late 90s Tostitos look #NBA

The San Antonio Spurs Court features teal, magenta and orange, with southwestern rug motifs within the 3 pt line

SA 89
LAL 76
7:35 left in the 4th

A Tostitos tortilla chip bag from 2000 features teal, magenta and orange, with southwestern rug motifs

Source: https://www.taquitos.net/snacks.php?snack_code=382

Split Calyx@vixerunt· Jan 1

Mine is more achievable: slapdash

Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.

Let's. Go.

Your 2026 word

Slapdash

I can definitely make 2026 slapdash, lol

Split Calyx@vixerunt· Dec 30

I'm proud of winning the Bluesky F1 prediction league in 2025 Huge thanks to George Russell for his podium in Miami, and to @leclonso13.bsky.social for arranging the league

Image of the F1 prediction league top 7 with Split Calyx at #1 with 1,982 points

I was correct only 42% of the time, but I was right when it mattered 😅

Wasn't sure if people wanted their names shown, so I did some redacting

Split Calyx@vixerunt· Dec 30

Unclear if this means the last book I read completely, or the last book I read any portion of If the former, I'm a disgraced nobleman turned thief If the latter, I'm the former captain, current psychologist and lead gardener in a colony cryoship trying to kill me

Green background with white text

You are now forced to have the same job as the main character in the last book you read.
What is the job?

Split Calyx@vixerunt· Dec 27

RIP Carl Weathers aka Chubbs

Image from Happy Gilmore with Adam Sandler getting advice from Carl Weathers and his giant fake hand

Split Calyx@vixerunt· Dec 27

Chargers QB Justin Herbert giving mad Chubbs energy from Happy Gilmore #NFL

Chargers quarterback Justin Herbert has a giant white protective glove over his broken left hand

Split Calyx@vixerunt· Dec 23

First time this had ever happened to me with Wordlebot I am truly a unique flower

Excerpt from Wordlebot:
There was only one possible solution left — and you got it! Well done.

What other Times readers did
No one in our sample of 1,768,385 completed Wordles faced this scenario!

Split Calyx@vixerunt· Dec 22

I love messing with spammers. Here's me turning a pig butcher's gambit into a possible kidnapping ransom scenario 🤣