Zachary J. Smith
@vocabulist
rap superfan, lawyer, animal lover, leftie, unpunished fiction writer
I’m not a huge Family Guy fan, but this reminds me of the end of a funny episode after the town has abolished its government.
Aged 12 years, reasonably priced, smooth but not too smooth. It’s Friday evening.
Strawberry Moon. I am not a gifted photographer by any stretch of the imagination, but I think this image is interesting enough.
I start a full week off work today, and it’s only my 7th or 8th week off in 12 years. It’s great, but I am already feeling like this guy because I have to fight the urge to check my emails.
Reminded of this one from 2008. I think I slept through the rally that time.
I stumbled across this hilarious 2021 Babylon Bee article a few days ago while looking into J6 pardons. I don’t get the premise, but I assume it’s implying that the FBI was too woke to go after pedos? It’s pretty ironic that such a large % of J6ers turned out to be literal pedophiles or r*pists.
The weather forecast here is getting biblical: after rain yesterday, six more days of rain.
On a related note, it’s bullshit that he’s making huge news announcements on a private social platform. Looks at the news section on the official White House website:
#caturday with @catticus.bsky.social. True story about him: he has a long-running feud with an obscure televangelist from Arkansas.
#caturday with Izzy. Fun fact about her: on Thursdays she can teleport.
#caturday with Ophelia. In job interviews when she’s asked about her biggest weakness she says that she’s actually *too* pretty.
TIL that one of the main voice actors for Aqua Teen Hunger Force is also a classically trained Shakesperean stage actor and has been part of the Atlanta Symphony Orchestra Chorus and the Atlanta opera. Carey Means is a talented man.
It’s not Throwback Thursday, but on this #caturday I want to post photos of Rascal, who left Earth five years ago this month. The best cat ever.