V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex
@vsmcgrath
Author of THE DEVIL'S REVOLVER series and more. Also writes as Vicki Essex. Rep'd by @millercallihan.bsky.social. linktr.ee/vsmcgrath
Wow that air quality is almost as bad as the conspiracy to protect child rapists
This is literally what they're gonna do, isn't it ALT text: gif from Spaceballs of the President opening and can of "Perri-air" and breathing from it
"THIS WASN'T THAT LONG AGO" screams woman, old, who was there in line for 2 hours before the show started to get good seats. Though this might have been for the second time I went to see it.
This is your sign to go through your stuff and GET RID OF THE BITS OF HAIR AND TEETH I'VE BEEN SAVING FOR REASONS Side note: should I make earrings out of my third set of canines
This is the only trophy I ever won for academic performance in grade 8. Keep or yeet?
#tbt: I found these 2020 di among my most cursed possessions
Accidentally yeeted Rosie's rope ball into a tree. Le sigh.
I just spent the last 2.5 hours shredding documents I was keeping for no other reason than "But what if one day I stopped existing and I need to prove I really am here???" I'm talking university textbook receipts. Grade 6 report cards. Every letter of recommendation since I started working...
Good news! THE DEVIL'S REVOLVER audiobook is now available on Audible's All You Can Listen program! www.audible.ca/pd/The-Devil...
The Biped (right) binge read all of @faitherinhicks.bsky.social books in prep for TCAF and you can see how happy she is.
Happiest of anniversaries to my one true shmoo, @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social , John of the House of McGrath, fourth of his name, father of the Biped, Wiki of all things, nerdmeister, chef extraordinaire and keeper of Rosie. I knew I made a good choice when I asked you out.
Me: "No, I won't let the dog up on the bed, I have to have SOME boundaries." Also me: Aww, so cuddly
I left a barely completed DIY miniature house out on the lawn for someone to take. Today, someone left me a beautiful amethyst and smoky quartz specimen! I feel like I've been blessed by the face folk!
All I had for cheese was Kraft singles and they smell terrible warmed up in the air fryer, but the result isn't bad! I mean, put enough salsa and mayo on anything and you'll be okay!
Attenborough voice: "Unhinging her jaw, the banana goblin opens up to feast on a well-deserved snack."
Rosie is pooped after a long ass downtown adventure around the dome with lots of admirers and new friends