Waldorf Sixpence

@waldorfsixpence

Queer. Socialist. Video games, unfortunately. Mostly shitposts and stream of consciousness. they/them

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Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· 26d

German TV is just this guy staring at you in silence for several uninterrupted minutes

A TV mounted on a wall shows a loaf of bread in a space suit, hovering untethered in space and staring into the camera.

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· 28d

ffxiv modding is so good

The description for a game modification for Final Fantasy XIV. It shows Jimothy the Raccoon recreated in-game as a pet for the player character. The real Jimothy, also pictured, is a grey raccoon with a truncated spine.

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· Jul 18

Hey @brainmage.bsky.social have you seen the official Magic the Gathering Garfield cards? Even if you have, have you seen the promotional card that was bundled with it but not technically part of it? Because jesus fucking Christ

A Magic the Gathering card featuring Garfield the cat lying inside a lasagne as though it were a bed. His enormous, vile feet are sticking out the end and he is looking at the viewer knowingly.

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· Jul 3

Natural lighting doing wonders for my self esteem here

A person with long dark hair, wearing a dark blue linen shirt, smiles into the camera.

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· Jun 29

YouTube comment from "soraanchovy 1791" 8 years ago, reading "shinji get in the car"

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· Jun 27

Other half doesn't like my new shirt. Can't imagine why

A person lying on their back with one hand lying across their waist. They are wearing a truly dreadful grey linen blend shirt with navy paint stroke patterns all over it. It is too large for them.

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· Jun 26

Charity shop find of the century oh my god

A brown messenger bag with a patch sewn on. The patch features the cast of The Young Ones and the title "Scumbag College" as seen in the episode "Bambi"

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· Jun 13

Is this a good picture or do I look like Dog Shit. I can't figure out if it's the right kind of roguishly disheveled or if I just look like a fucking mess. (For the avoidance of doubt, I'm going for masc/androgynous here)

A selfie of a person with long dark hair, slightly messy, wavy and frizzy. Their hair is partly covering their left eye, and they're looking down into the camera with a slight smile.

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· Jun 11

mate

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· Jun 11

wow it's just like Final Fantasy XIV Dawntrail, i cant believe they made it real

A jar of pibil sauce sits on a kitchen counter top. In the foreground, two characters from Final Fantasy XIV are doing the "wojack pointing" meme pose. The left character is shocked, open-mouthed, and the right character is pointing back towards the jar, also open-mouthed.

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· Jun 6

Are you Interested

A pixellated picture of a bear's face. It looks a bit as if your grandad tried to do the "pog" emote.

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· Jun 6

A cropped screenshot that reads "You may also be interested in..." followed by three tiny thumbnails of animal shaped litter bins in situ. There is a blue dolphin, a gormless looking bear, and then the same gormless looking bear again but this time he's in a white void, devoid of the context of the surrounding greenery. He appears lost, hungry, or perhaps despondent. He screams, though it makes no sound.

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· Jun 2

STOP

A small rabbit creature named "Cruisingway" is speaking to the player character, a much taller catgirl with red hair. Cruisingway says: "We meet again, Qeryn! It's always a pleasure to be YOUR captain. <wink>"

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· Jun 2

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· May 31

look at this creature

A brown bengal cat is lying on the carpet. Her head is upside down so that all you can see is her fluffy white chin, mouth and nose. Her forelegs are outstretched in a Superman pose. She looks so relaxed and comfy.

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· May 29

Actually you know what no, this is better.

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· May 29

loving the new official artwork of estinien that FFXIV are putting out for Download Festival

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· May 27

Vet said to just release him where I found him because his chip info was outdated. At least he has an owner. And hopefully local, but there's no way of knowing, sadly. I'll miss my shouty friend but there's every chance I'll see him again.

A person with long dark hair sits in a veterinary office, smiling into a camera held at a high selfie angle A large tabby cat is sat on their lap.

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· May 27

Screenshot of Final Fantasy X. A small boy is subtitled as saying "I'm gonna be a blitzball when I grow up!"

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· May 27

Whose fuckin cat is this

A handsome tabby cat perches on a windowsill by a slightly open window. The sky is the dark blue of the very early morning. The cat wears a slightly mischievous expression. He is not my cat. Whose cat is this?!

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· May 15

I love Memories

A screenshot of a picture of a black cat. Movement has smeared its features, so nothing is in focus or clear. A slightly ominous text overlay reads "7 years since..."

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· May 14

BOO THEY REMOVED IT

‪The Scottish Parliament‬
‪@parliament.scot‬
· 6m
MSPs have elected XXX as the Scottish Parliament’s new Presiding Officer, winning with X votes.

XXX’s role begins tomorrow when s/he chairs the meeting to elect the two Deputy Presiding Officers.

Find out more about the PO’s role: ow.ly/ReNA50YZuCg

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· May 13

The geese are about to drop the hottest album of 2026

Two adult Canada geese and their two goslings are grazing in the grass. It is a bright, sunny day, and a mill pond and mill house can be seen in the background.

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· Apr 27

the ol' razzle dazzle

A close up shot of a fluffy yellow gosling standing on pebbles. One of its feet is placed jauntily ahead of itself.

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· Apr 25

Genuinely can't believe how close they let me get

Two adult Canada geese and two goslings are standing on a grassy verge. One adult is keeping watch in the back, with its neck craned, while the others are in the foreground grazing.

A close up of a fluffy yellow gosling, standing on the grass.

A close up of a fluffy yellow gosling, standing on the grass. Its parents feet can be seen behind it, looming out of frame.

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· Apr 14

This one? lmao i have this game, it rules

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· Apr 2

ffxiv modding is so good what do you MEAN there's a mod for universal baldness

A screenshot of a webpage describing a game mod called "Follicle Fallacy XIV". It promises to remove all hair from both players and NPCs, and boasts about altering over 1,000 different hair-related files to do so. An image at the top of the post shows a bald head with a lens flare.

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· Mar 30

so WITH context of the poster this is slightly less insane. rat in the kitchen, kitchen workers obviously want to kill the rat. i guess. it still SUCKS

Film poster for Pixar's Ratatouille - the main character, a blue rat, is trapped against the wall, surrounded by cutlery that has been thrown at him and missed. The tagline is: "He's dying to become a chef."

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· Mar 23

Oh my god barricade your doors, get under the table, he's coming right for us

Screenshot of an article preview claiming Thomas the Tank Engine is coming to Kent.

Waldorf Sixpence@waldorfsixpence· Mar 17

*comes over and looks at you like this*