Waldos Akimbo
@waldosakimbo
30+ || they/them || fanperson doing random things || Minors DNI || I dunno, I'm WaldosAkimbo everywhere.
Quick icons for you and your very bitey new roommate and you two are so normal about each other probably #BloodyMary
Y'all wanna see these dudes in a new style? A little study sheet? Hell yeah, my friends, hell yeah #BloodyMary
What if, shot in the dark here, they get a nice beach day. Special day, put on your finest jewelry. Grace even has something special to add to the collection, how neat is that? #BloodyMary
Wow. Grace has been thinking over there by himself for a long time. He must be close to figuring it out, whatever it is. #BloodyMary
Good news, Grace, because you're in a freak for freak situation for me #BloodyMary
Remember that fic I'm writing where Grace and the Eridians are getting a signal from a weird moon? Chapter 11 - The Ship is up! Grace, for the love of god, can you go find your man #BloodyMary
Sometimes you gotta -blood curdling scream- for your health. Don't tell your partner why. It's a surprise! And maybe you can't explain anyways! #BloodyMary
Coax your black cat of a boyfriend out of the hallway and dance with him! Success! #BloodyMary
You gotta stop posting your Sad Pink Officer K from Blade Runner screenshot redraw. YEAH? WELL! YOU CANT STOP ME!
We went to a cool conservatory and arboretum for me birthday today. Give! Me! Plants!!
Read about ocean creatures, he said. How educational and interesting, he said. 🙄 For Vic's cute request, Simon and Ryland cuddled up and reading a book about ocean creatures #BloodyMary
What're they doing? Being certified cuties?? In this day? In this age? In this hour??? My god #BloodyMary
You know who really needed the Princess Mononoke scene treatment? Well, maybe not these two, but it happened anyways! #bloodymary
Grace bringing the: "What do you have there?" "A slurpee." energy to Erid. #BloodyMary and #Mickey17 It's allllll coming together
If you see this, post boob (Man it is always correct to add piercings, good job past me)
So what if you got permanently altered and fucked up. Get loved anyways, loser. #BloodyMary
Did y'all watch Deadloch and Deadloch Season 2: Deadloch Gets Gayer (Gator ha, thank you, phone) I'm a sucker for a little maniac with a chainsaw
Did someone order a Bloody Mary? (Nobody boos, it's actually uproarious applause, thank you, thank you) #BloodyMary
I'm torturing all the poor little souls that keep going into this goddamn blood ocean until my precious little Butcher shows up 😌 I am no better than an eel 😔 Even chapters are gonna be doomed submersibles for a little bit! And? Have a silly little banner. As a treat. Treats for all #BloodyMary
Did you need another Ryland Grace finds Simon The Butcher fic? Great! Cause I have some o' that shit...right over here! #BloodyMary you're so cute to me
Finally finished up the second character, Lena, for @fkinkindagauche.bsky.social 🙌🙌🙌
I started this months ago and today, goddamnit, I finished him up! Mark, is that a halo or are you in the cross hairs #severance
For queensilber on AO3 and our reverse big bang thing! A little Priest Steve. A little Top Eddie? What's not to love! Check out In the worship of the night 😊 #steddie