Tommy Poe

@walkoffwalk

Father, husband, Braves, Cowboys, Notre Dame, James Madison Dukes, 2000s emo music-obsessed, and absolutely full of typos. walkoffwalk.net

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Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· 19d

What year is it?

Athletics Sign Dallas Keuchel to Minor League Contract

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· 21d

It was murder mystery night and I won the most random bobblehead by figuring it out.

An Andrew Benintendi and Mookie Betts Salem bobblehead

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· 21d

I see Alex Lodise and Luis Guanipa.

Alex Lodise at first and Luis Guanipa of the Augusta Green Jackets.

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· 25d

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· Jun 21

Pretty sure I had 20 of these.

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· Jun 17

They out here saying Sam Cozart is a 19-year-old freshman. They lying.

University of Texas right-hander Sam Cozart pitching against Georgia on June 16, 2026.

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· May 15

Let's check Facebook.

Anthony Webb in "Official Atlanta Braves Fan Group" on Facebook said, "I kinda miss Nick Allen!"

Heather Ogden replied, "You are the only one."

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· May 11

First...no beard Remmy looks weird. Second...classic Jesse Chavez "let's play our best with the Braves" vibes.

Mike Remlinger's bWAR, win-loss record, and ERA for each franchise he played for. He was far better with the Braves than any other team he pitched for.

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· May 6

Only three AL teams are above .500 right now and none are in the AL Central.

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· May 5

I'M AWARE

Austin Riley lines out to left fielder Randy Arozarena in the second inning on May 4, 2026.

The caption reads, "Austin Riley is struggling, slashing .125/.204/.229 over his last 54 PA with 20 strikeouts."

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· Apr 20

Tough to walk on six pitches out of the strikezone without swinging, but Acuña is special.

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· Apr 19

This strikezone

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· Mar 12

In today's weather...

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· Jan 8

Okay, kudos.

@Dexerto: a video game collector has completed the entire Xbox 360 game library after 20 years. He estimates it cost around $20,000 and includes 1,353 titles.

@gamestop: $4 in store credit

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· Jan 1

Am I interested? You God damn right, I am!

"If your man was in Waynesboro Va Walmart just now in some sweats with red shoes… He was just on his knees begging his ex to leave her fiancé and take him back because his current gf goes through his phone too much 🫣 and some other stuff… I stood in that pet food aisle looking for fish food for 27 minutes. I do not have a fish…" - Jessica Wright, Facebook, December 30, 2025.

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· Dec 22

How my quarterback blocks.

James Madison University's Alonza Barnett III blocking an Oregon University defender as Wayne Knight runs with the ball on December 20, 2025.

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· Dec 21

So, big might have been a little misleading.

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· Dec 16

Saw this screenshot...I doubt it, but if true, watching Mets fans lose it would have almost been worth it.

A screenshot from ESPN talking about the rumor that the Braves offered Edwin Diaz a five-year deal.

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· Dec 16

You can only have so much depth. If enough injuries take place for this to happened, there's just not much you can do.

Log of starting pitchers for the Atlanta Braves from June 29, 2025 to July 22, 2025.

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· Dec 16

Did we ever decide who this dipshit was?

@HotStoveintel tweets on December 15, 2025, "Braves bid against themselves on Ha-Seong Kim. Credit to Boras."

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· Dec 12

The CEO added,

Scott Steiner speaking with a caption "[UNINTELLIGIBLE]"

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· Dec 6

If no CFP, give me this plz. (h/t to @JMUhater at the evil place)

A proposed Duke's Mayo Bowl between Duke and the Dukes of JMU

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· Dec 3

I listen to a lot of new artists.

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· Nov 30

Elon has really made Twitter better.

Dave Portnoy, with a picture of rivalry stuff left at his mailbox, tweets, "Whoever vandalized my home is lucky Miss Peaches is too kind to bite.

The rivalry giveth. The rivalry taketh away."

@brandonlcamila tweets, "@grok where is this at?? I love the mailbox"

@grok responds, "That's Dave Portnoy's home at 76180 Overseas Highway in Islamorada, Florida. The manatee mailbox fits the Keys vibe perfectly!"

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· Nov 26

"No, honey, I get what you're saying. We already have a riding mower. And a push mower. And it's an absurd price. Baby, I get all that. But what I don't think you have a proper appreciation for is that I've wanted a remote-controlled mower since watching Honey, I Shrunk the Kids."

a page for a remote-controlled lawn mower with a list price of $2,499 and on sale for $1,804.97

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· Nov 23

A map supposedly turning the United States in 50 states with equal population.

C.J. Cregg from the West Wing not happy about a map change.

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· Nov 23

"I must say, you Americans mosh really hard for people with that type of health care."

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· Nov 22

Syracuse playing the long game. That time of possession could be huge.

Irish leading Syracuse 42-0 early in the 2nd quarter.

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· Nov 20

I'm sorry, but what the fuckity fuck is this tomfoolery?

Kraft Apple Pie with Other Natural Flavor Mac and Cheese

Tommy Poe@walkoffwalk· Nov 18

Pterodactyl Shitstorm is an amazing name for a band.