Wannabe Snorlax
@wannabesnorlax
Matt | he/they | 31yo | pan/ace | 6'2" | ~340 lbs | MINORS/BLANK ACCOUNTS/AI POSTERS WILL BE BLOCKED | in an open relationship with @lonedrag0nwolf.bsky.social | #GlorifyObesity
We also had a copy of Mario Mania back then, which I thoroughly shredded as well. Oh well lol
Thanks for the opportunity! Here's my Goron OC Borusa (I had to crop it lol, DM me if you need to see the whole thing)
Oh, the pizza is for my hungry guests of course! No amount of pizza could possibly sate this particularly strong hunger of mine. Besides, I like my pastries with plenty of filling~
need me a well-paying job or a sugar daddy so i can buy this beautiful, beautiful keyboard 🤩 i literally already have the NES-style one of these but i feel the need for this bad boy in my millennial bones lol
*lays around and plays with my belly seductively* Happy #TummyTuesday to all the chubs and chasers out there, especially those who would nurse my big flabby chest all day and night if given the opportunity 😉
If you see this, post a smiling OC!! Borusa when you ask to call him Daddy lol 🎨: @arachibi.bsky.social
Making this into a short wedding weekend thread. Here's the obligatory hotel room selfies from earlier today~
Drove with my family to a wedding this weekend, stopped by a 7-Eleven and got my free Slurpee!
QRT and tell me how much you weigh as a Pokémon! Update: I'm a bit bigger than an Emboar now! (~330 lbs)
Sorry bro, I'm ace. Feel free to touch though, I have many grabbable spots~ 😉
also while i'm at it, here are some banger albums for your consideration