Social Justice Warboss5

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he/him, ~40 straight white cis-dude trying to be the best ally he can be, autistic, antifascist, voice actor, IT professional, thalassophobe AKA

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Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· 5h

And help you did! Now go get that bethonged booty to the gym!

A record of my morning run/walk
Distance: 2.0 miles
Average Pace: 12:25 /mi
Moving Time: 24:54
Elevation Gain: 24 ft
Max Elevation: 690 ft

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· 24d

I should call her...

Cooking utensil packaging for a "Professional meat masher"

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· Jul 8

Is it weird that I've always visualized Vetinari as the critic from Ratatouille?

Anton Ego, critic antagonist from the animated movie Ratatouille

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· Jun 23

I'm a firm believer that, when I get sick, I should take only those medications that I absolutely NEED to, since the symptoms they alleviate are the bodies natural attempts to cure itself. Gatta give the ground troops room to work, ya know? Well, today we're switching to carpet bombing.

My hand holding two advil, two dayquil, a mucinex tablet, and a Claritin tablet

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· Jun 20

sound on for context and question #EntomologySky #BeeMovie

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· Jun 19

Hey @repbradsherman.bsky.social, DOES THIS COUNT AS GENOCIDE YET?!? Because, if "not", then you are just as much as monster as Ben-Gvir is.

A post from on Twitter/X from @itamarbegvir, Isreali minister of national security since 2022. It reads (translated from Hebrew):

"For every tear of an Israeli mother, a thousand Lebanese mothers must weep. All of Lebanon must burn!

With all due respect to the Americans, Israel must make it clear to the entire world that the blood of our sons and the security of our citizens are not forfeit. All of Lebanon must burn. Our supreme duty is to protect the citizens of Israel and the soldiers of the IDF, and this commitment takes precedence over every other consideration.

I told the Prime Minister, even in our private meetings: For every tear of an Israeli mother, a thousand Lebanese mothers must weep.

Enough with the ping-pong. In the Middle East, you don’t win with measured responses and restraint—you need to go berserk. To obliterate. To crush the terror."

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· Jun 14

Drink #5: Lychee Luau

An alcoholic drink in a glazed ceramic cup featuring a female surfer in a two-piece bathing suit, topped with a paper umbrella, impaling a cherry

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· Jun 14

Drink #4: Zombie

An alcoholic drink in a ceramic tiki totem cup with an umbrella sticking out. Behind the cup is a menu for the bar it was purchased from, Tiki No in North Hollywood, CA.

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· Jun 14

Drink #3: Singapore Sling

An alcoholic drink in a brown, ceramic tiki totem style glass with an orange slice sticking out of the top

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· Jun 14

Drink #2: Frozen Mango Daiquiri

Frozen alcoholic drink in a small glass with a lime wedge and sour sugar around the rim

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· Jun 14

Drink #1: Happy Hour Piña colada

A piña colada with a pineapple leaf and a little umbrella sticking out of it on a bar

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· Jun 12

And just when I thought a Newsom presidential ticket couldn't get any worse 🤦‍♂️

A Twitter/X post from user @PopCrave with the text
"Hunter Biden reveals he would run as Vice
President on a Gavin Newsom presidential
ticket in 2028, TMZ reports."
along with gormless pictures of both men in suits
At time of screen capture, it had:
697 Retweets
1,211 Quote tweets
27.4K Likes
1,413 Bookmarks

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· May 20

How am I only learning about the Sandy Fire from my LFGS posting, "Don't worry, we're smokey, but fine!"

A map of burn area, evacuation zones, and warning zones from the Waty Duty fire tracking app for the Sandy Fire, which is currently in the hills between Simi Valley and the San Fernando Valley

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· May 14

Punisher: One Last Kill Brought up some very interesting ideas and then did jack fucking squat with them. Also, that was a COMICAL number of goons, what the fuck? Rating: D, for Disappointment

Jon Bernthal as Disney's Marvel's The Punisher. The camera is close to the ground, as if the POV of a prone subject, looking up into the fully armed and armored Punisher pointing a pistol down at the camera with a sneer on his face.

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· May 11

Oh dear gods, look what I found

A 20 oz. bottle of "Dirty" Cream Soda Mountain Dew

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· Apr 16

If you see this, quote with a picture of you in glasses

Someone, who may or may not be me, wearing a black bicycle helmet, reflective silver sunglasses, a red shirt, and a large gas mask with two bright pink filters

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· Apr 7

So, tonight, when Trump orders a nuke fired at Tehran (because I don't know how else one annihilates an entire civilization in a single night), I pray the soldier carrying the football has the courage and integrity to bludgeon Trump to death with the briefcase instead

A Truth Social post from President Trump, sent early in the morning on April 7th, 2026, with the following text:
"A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!"

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· Mar 29

Oh good, they're making wigs from the JoJo-verse

Jotaro Joestar, from the series JoJo's Bizare Adventure.

His design, in every iteration, has included a kepi-style hat as well as a mess of tousled hair at the back of his head, leading to confusion as to where the hat ends and the hair begins, as well as how a hat with seemingly no back stays on his head. In this image, the white cap clashes starkly with JoJo's black hair, making the strange melding of hat and hair all the more obvious.

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· Mar 16

We damn well better at least get power armor out of this...

A screenshot from the Fallout television series showing Squire Maximus, played by Aaron Moten, standing next to a knight in power armor. The knight is a good three feet taller than Max and carries a 6 foot long assault rifle

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· Feb 8

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· Feb 1

I know that feeling, I've done 4 drafts so far and gotten full marks every time! I refuse to believe I'm actually that good, but something about Lorwyn draft just agrees with me I guess! Pictured, drafts 3 (Faeries/Flash) and 4 (Elementals/Vivid)

A 41 card Lorwyn Eclipsed draft deck from Magic the Gathering Arena.

1x Scarblade's Malice
1x Aquitect's Defenses
2x Noggle the Mind
1x Run Away Together
1x Unwelcome Sprite
1x Wild Unraveling
1x Auntie's Sentence
1x Barbed Bloodletter
1x Foraging Wickermaw
1x Stalactite Dagger
1x Glmermite
1x Glen Elendra Guardian
1x Moonglove Extractor
1x Prideful Feastling
1x Changeling Wayfinder
1x Tanufel Rimespeaker
1x Dream Seizer
1x Graveshifter
1x Nightmare Sower
1x Chitinous Graspling
1x Illusion Spinners
1x Unexpected Assistance
1x Maralen, Fae Ascendant
7x Island
7x Swamp
3x Forest

A 50 card Lorwyn Eclipsed draft deck from Magic the Gathering Arena.

1x Cinder Strike
1x Soulbright Seeker
1x Aquitect's Defenses
1x Noggle the Mind
1x Summit Sentinel
1x Sygg, Wanderwine Wisdom
1x Sear
1x Shimmerwilds Growth
1x Mischievous Sneakling
1x Puca's Eye
1x Glen Elendra Guardian
1x Kulrath Mystic
1x Rimekin Recluse
1x Mutable Explorer
1x Prideful Feastling
1x Shadow Urchin
1x Changeling Wayfinder
1x Tanufel Rimespeaker
1x Temporal Cleansing
1x Feed the Flames
1x Flamekin Gildweaver
1x Twinflame Travelers
1x Gathering Stone
1x Stratosoarer
1x Shimmercreep
1x Glister Bairn
1x Shinestriker
1x Kulrath Zealot
1x Sunderflock
1x Plains
9x Island
1x Swamp
6x Mountain
3x Forest
1x Eclipsed Realms

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· Jan 31

Was in my hometown at a protest today wearing my "I Like Trans" limited edition @tomska.bsky.social shirt. Many of the other protesters were very complimentary 😊 Then five 12-year-olds on e-bikes called me a fag and threw small stones at me (I'm fine, don't worry) 🙃 Can you see why I left?

A black t-shirt with a large design on the chest. The design depicts a character from TomSka's Youtube series "ASDF Movie" who's original joke is that he says "I like trains" and then gets hit by a speeding train. In this image, he is riding a locomotive with a ribbon-like trail behind it in the colors of the Trans Pride flag. At the end of the ribbon, black letters are overlaid spelling out "I LIKE TRANS".

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· Jan 29

Same folks that created the Round Meal

An orb of macaroni noodles, cheese, and what were are promised is beef, bound in plastic wrap, and sitting on a grocery store shelf. Labels on this monstrosity declare it to be a "Macaroni & Beef Roundmeal Frozen Product," promise that it is "Fresh!", and provide the cooking instructions "How to do it: 1. Boil in bag 2. Open and enjoy"

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· Jan 22

I've seen this story before and I approve

Three people dressed like fantasy wizards despite the fact that they are standing in front of the symbol for Comstar, an intergalactic phone company in the far future

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· Dec 21

A two panel (side by side) meme made of screen captures from the sitcom Parks and Rec. In the left panel, Tom Haverford (played by Aziz Ansari) is looking down with the text, "It's beautiful." In the right panel, Tom has looked up and into the camera with the text, "I've looked at this for five hours now."

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· Dec 14

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· Dec 2

The canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about

The poster(?) for the Saturday morning cartoon show Sam and Max: Freelance Police

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· Nov 26

Hey look, there's a Sharpedo in this Urgent Care artwork... either that or the fever is frying my brain...

Some water color art on the wall of the Urgent Care where I am. The art is abstract, but one section bears a striking resemblance to the Pokémon Sharpedo

The Pokémon Sharpedo. The Pokémon is essentially just the head section of a shark with four fins, one sticking out from the top, bottom, and each side of the Pokémon's body

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· Nov 13

Based on the trailer, I'd say they've absolutely declared that The House Always Wins. Which would make sense for the collapse of the NCR, since they'd have lost access to Hoover Damn and would be bleeding currency and people into the much "safer" Strip.

A New Vegas Securitron display showing the "American Soldier" image associated with their upgraded Mark II version using Mr. House's Platinum Chip

The Ghoul turning to see the giant, smiling face of Robert House on the main viewscreen in his penthouse in the Lucky 38 casino. The face is animated and moving, indicating that Mr. House was NOT killed during the climax of the canonical ending to Fallout New Vegas.

Social Justice Warboss5@warboss5· Nov 10

And here we have live footage of the vote from the Senate as the @democrats.senate.gov reopen the government because the GOP triple-pinky-promise that they'll vote on ACA subsidies just as soon as they possibly can