i talked to mitch mcconnell for 20 minutes today

i have as much respect for palantir employees as i do defense contractors. allow me to illustrate:

ok so i forgot how absolutely fucking stupidly and absurd the writing fell off on Luther season 3. like if fucking a good show right in the tail pipe was an olympic sport, that shit is straight tens.

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posterity and whatnot

my founding fathers

our two (2) seasons are Hot and Summer.

me and my bloosky mutuals

scotus: birthright ban unconstitutional trump: well, i’ll make a law to ban it. the constitution:

found on the reddit

second greatest punch ever captured on film. the greatest will always be this one, because you can hear his jaw snapping just looking at it.

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“i asked A.I. and…”

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i need a direct way to tell this company of perverts to fuck off into the goddamn sun. seriously, fuck every person involved.

your last saved image is your current mental state