
Alton brown is so babygirl 💗

showing this picture to my barber, stylist, and chinese peptide guy

i’ve never listened to sabaton so i don’t have an opinion on them one way or the other but i do think that they have a legitimate claim to the worst album covers in history. these are app icons

the reply box turned this into a beautiful poem

jojo 🏄♂️@waterslap· Jul 11 getting a wrap of this on my 2007 honda civic

jojo 🏄♂️@waterslap· Jul 9 12 studio albums
5 all timers
7 unlistenable
perfect batting average

jojo 🏄♂️@waterslap· Jul 4 Post a random picture or everything will go bad in July, no pressure.

jojo 🏄♂️@waterslap· Jun 29 i’ll block a bitch on Mudflap

jojo 🏄♂️@waterslap· Jun 17 I guess Chipotle doesn’t know about Ozrmpic summer…

jojo 🏄♂️@waterslap· Jun 17 ozempic summer got my drafts empty ahh hell !

jojo 🏄♂️@waterslap· Jun 15 we’re having a beer togrther

jojo 🏄♂️@waterslap· May 30 Santa is real. and she’s black ❤️

jojo 🏄♂️@waterslap· May 25 guys dont even promise they wont suck your soul out through your pussy they just look at you like this

jojo 🏄♂️@waterslap· May 19 liking your homie’s ig story

jojo 🏄♂️@waterslap· May 19 mind if a white boy spins a couple all-timers or not really

jojo 🏄♂️@waterslap· May 6 her: im comin over you better not be in the bar bathroom pissin on the sunny day real estate album cover !
my urinating ass: