Finally, same town, hotel men's room. A Best Western, mind you. (And I'll bet you all those models were 5'11".) So yes, Danes love them some lovin' and don't hide it. Good on them!

The view across the street from our hotel in the little Danish town of Svendborg. Art museum? Nope, it was above an H&M.

This was literally the last photo I took during my trip to Copenhagen in 2023, on the train to the airport. The ad was literally in the subway station. Denmark does NOT screw around with the screwing.

Momo is not a pillow, dork. #Caturday #catsofbsky

I've been getting swamped with #Democrat spam lately. This one is my "favorite."

No, don't zap the ceiling fan! #caturday

What NOW, Momo? #Caturday #cats

You can smell the smoke in my kitchen despite its window being closed all day. Before I closed the bathroom window this afternoon, you would have guessed there was a campfire next door. It's awful.

Can't play my tunes, man.

In the middle of my old bookshelf, I've had this tiny photo. Of a wonderful human being.

A boy and his nip. #Caturday

Look, CVS, if you leave a loose googly eye around the greeting card aisle, you're just asking for trouble.

Blep City, complete with a Big Star soundtrack. #Caturday #cat

This was an article from the next day in the local paper. (Also, you should read the whole front page - it's insane. Cannibal Alaskans; gorillas (not guerillas) kidnapping women; a priest who fried himself on X-rays; and a deserted woman who attempted suicide & WHAT DID THEY NAME THE DOG?!?

I also have very few items from the silent film era... except this brass cigarette case that my wife and I use to encase healthier items.

THAT'S WHERE YOUR POOP GOES YA GOOF #Caturday

In your green alien heart, you know it's true.

Do you MIND? #Caturday #cat #boardgames

Three feet from my bed. I may need to flee the country. #Caturday #cat

You know, you can't keep me off th e bed forever. #Caturday

Louis Anquetin - A Woman at the Élysée Montmartre - Art Institute of Chicago. I have forever been beguiled by this woman, basically hidden in the Impressionist area on the second floor. A friend of mine was so taken, she recreated the outfit and wore it to the museum.

Harvey Beans getting love from his Mommy Monster. Daddy Monster, on the other hand, never gets that look. #Caturday

A rare cuddle moment. #Caturday

Could you guys, ya know, scoot a little closer together for the camera? #Caturday

Scooby-Doo 2026 edition: Velma unmasks the Blankie Monster. #Caturday #cat

They look like they passed out in mid-fight. #Caturday #cats

Sleepy boy. #Caturday

Momo is very skeptical of my intentions to give him snuggles. #Caturday

Harvey Beans gave up on both the NFL playoffs *and* the Golden Globes. He might be dumb, but I can't deny he has good taste.

1) There are no birdies, only a funny curmudgeonly Jew; 2) you're blocking the damned subtitles! No treats for Momo. #Caturday #cat