Does the C-in-C count?

Trump's knowledge of geopolitics:

Wait until this crawls out.

Evergreen

A present for my 7th birthday.

The "president for peace"

Reality is coming up hard on The Onion "Kid Rock addresses the Pentagon on the Strait of Hormuz"

Soundtrack for a reboot of this old gem:

I'm hearing he's available.

Who could have seen that coming?

And these 2 chuds are just offstage, going, "Heh-heh Heh-heh. Cool."

Ted in night mode:

Also Megyn Kelly:

Seoul put on a good show today.

He's distintegrating in real-time.

They'd have to let the waist out in Henry VIII's armor

Midnight Oil

Those who know him most trust him least.

William Zinsser:

This should have ended Beavis & Butthead Trump's acceptance in society.