Also (rip):

A peekaboo-related contribution to the present discourse.

Related:

This kind of stakes-free hypothetical self-aggrandizement always gives off this kind of energy to me:

Yes, of course, but please allow me to add the following to this discourse:

As a certified Ohio State hater, I feel obligated to do this:

Street urchin/footpad look for NE rogue.

Same energy.

Orange bois are the bestest. To wit: LOOK AT THIS FACE HOW IS THIS FACE SO CUTE IS THAT EVEN LEGAL

COWS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

Hi Pedro, yes that will work just fine!

I also have an orange doofus:

Seems like a good time to break out this old chestnut: