Yes but how about Uninvited (I laughed so hard)

Sorry. Laughing to much to add alt text.

What's your sign?

My lunch view is pretty cool.

Sitting in the park enjoying the sun.

Post your last two brain cells...

J and I did a one day festival nearby Hampton Court (Apps park farm) yesterday. Headliners were Supergrass whom were excellent, Sleeper and the Happy Mondays whom were entertaining at least. Bez was 🤣 Excuse the shit videos, being 4ft11 I didnt have the best views.

11 years ago today I was messaged by Yoda on OkCupid.

I got my partner a very similar shirt. He gets comments on it all the time when he wears it out.

I'm gonna lose so much sleep over this. 🙄

Didn't realise how far into my finger I got.

It's a beauty!

I think i prefer yours to mine.

Get yourself a partner that makes you a delicious bacon and egg butty on Saturday morning.

I've heard of party boob but never party flap 😂

I had a busy day today 😓

Yes.

John Wayne Racy

I was in pain for about 2 hours after I did it. They burst yesterday and now they are fine. Glad I am off till Tuesday so they can heal.

Behold my glorious huge blisters!

Our newly refurbished kitchen at work only has induction hubs. Some twat left a hob on and left a gastro on top. You can guess what happened next. My fingers are agony.

Joel Dommett looks like a Wallace and Gromit character made flesh.

A rather annoyed West Ham Fan.