Wendy 💦🥩
@wendilmcmills
ITYSL super fan. Complete weirdo 🦂. Love Sci Fi, X-Files, Battlestar Galactica, Music, not writing bios, etc Scorpio ☀️, Aquarius 🌕, Virgo ⬆️ ICE is domestic terrorism
Talk about coolest kitten ever she knows not to fuck with me before I have my first coffee…this must be some sort of strategy...
I have an ITYSL crime board in my kitchen with Tim gulping water as the main suspect. I was REALLY bored one day
Trying to order food on an iPad with no phone is ridiculous. I’m like you absolutely cannot call me
My commentary on “Who’s The Boss?” No wonder everyone hates Italians, lmao…
We’re just shooting funerals and showing the ones where the BODIES fly out…
Storm made it out fine after her biopsies/anesthesia and is now recuperating in some sort of blanket cave? Whatever works. Just waiting on the results… 🤞
Good morning, I’m here to warn you of the dangers that can happen when switching to Decaf…
How all of civilization looks like to me when Summer simply WILL NOT FUCKING END. #Soundgarden #BlackHoleSun #FuckingOctober …
Can anyone help me with Storm’s expenses this week? She’s in poor health and going to a Specialist to be put under anesthesia on Wednesday but it’s gonna cost about $2,700. I need to figure out what’s wrong with her I just don’t make a lot. I only have Venmo— @wendy_lynne — even a re-skeet helps! ❤️
This was me in Houston a decade ago and I’d love to do this dark hair again if I didn’t get those gold roots that made me look like a clown 😂
@juicieca.bsky.social —How to make an otherwise healthy salad demonstrably unhealthy by adding chopped up hot dogs—my version of a Hot Dog Bowl
