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wetwebwork@wetwebwork· 16d

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· 25d

Hope this helps, all the best

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· May 20

Not sure that's entirely legal? But I guess everyone deserves a second chance - and who am I to argue with an ex-copper on legalities?

Screen grab of ITV news headline reading "Disgraced police officer moves to Devon to set up cocaine network". Above the headline a mug shot type photo of a bearded, short haired, white male, staring determinedly at us through the camera. If I were a cocaine buyer I would not hope for mates rates.

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· May 16

Actual France vs Spielberg's France An absolute soul-crushing abomination. Stripping all color, joy, and life from a breathtaking place and replacing it with grab gray sludge. This isn't art. It's war. credits - SPR image: filmaffinity.com, Beach image: beachsearcher.fr

Two beach images, the top one an empty pebble beach, cliffs in far distance, blue sky, a few seaside buildings, a handful of seagulls (seagulls are more than a handful, their flying chaos, but hey). Image has been flipped horizontally. It looks like a nice - stony - beach. There is a fair chance I've been there as a kid.

Image below is a screengrab from Saving Private Ryan looking down through barbed wire onto soldiers running up a beach from landing craft. There is smoke, bodies, and a large dominating pill box to the right.

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· May 16

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched Not Friday but... The Celebration great esp watching just after The Drama, They Will Kill You rightly stars the great Zazie Beetz (giver her more), Bait a hypnotic B&W fishing community conflict tale, and The Punisher OLK a short but sweet sad Bernthal actioner

Four films recent activity Letterboxd screenshot. The Punisher One Last Kill, Bait, and The Celebration at 3 stars, They Will Kill You at 2.5 stars. Enjoyed them all in vastly different ways

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· Apr 26

"Erika could be seen in tears leaving the venue, saying to a bodyguard: ‘I just wanna go home’." I imagine tragically a lot of school children say the same thing.

Screenshot from news site (Metro.co.uk, photo credit sarasidnertv / instagram) of text and a photo showing Erika Kirk being escorted by a bodyguard from the venue where a shot was fired. Presumed bodyguard bearded, smartly dressed clutching a mobile, Erika Kirk in dress, crying, clutching purse.

Text above photo reads:

Erika could be seen in tears leaving the venue, saying to a bodyguard: ‘I just wanna go home’.

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· Apr 25

#Alt4u Image with (subjective!) alt text for bar graph showing CO2 produced by food products per kg produced. tl;dr Beef herd produces over twice as much CO2 as other foods production. Nuts, some fruits, and potatoes almost zero.

Graph titled "Animal-based foods tend to have a larger carbon footprint". We then have a fairly extensive bar graph list of foods, from Beef to Nuts, with a bar showing the CO2 produced per kg of each.

Quick summary: Beef herd is at the top. Beef herd produces almost 60kg of CO2 while the rest of the list produces 25kg and less. Nuts is almost zero. A bit more detail follows as best I can, feel free to skip.

I'm going to generalize as there are 40 plus entries, so please don't quote me! And I'm going to divide into four groups based approximately on CO2 produced.

At the bottom we have seeds, nuts, fruit, oats, peas with a fairly negligible effect (1kg or so CO2 produced).

We then have foods such as Poultry, various oils including Soybean oil, Eggs, Rice, Tofu, Milk, and sugars, again, not a complete list, all at about 5kg CO2 produced in descending order.

Now we have some high carbon footprint foods at 5kg and greater CO2 produced including Lamb and mutton, Cheese, Beef (dairy herd), Dark Chocolate, Coffee, Palm oil and pork.

Finally - and emphasized in the graph by the red bar that stretches across the entire image - we have Beef herd (as opposed to Beef dairy herd) which produces almost 60kg of CO2 per kg produced. Lamb and mutton are at approx 24 kg, Cheese and Beef dairy herd 21kg, and Dark Chocolate 19kg, for comparison.

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· Apr 19

Not Friday and not 4, but The Drama & It Was Just an Accident both superb, wasn't leaving either off, Zendaya & Pattinson great in anti-romcom, Accident very funny & very tragic & very good. Enjoyed Undertone more than most, enjoyed Ready or Not 2 less than I hoped #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Letterboxd screenshot showing six films: It Was Just an Accident 4.5 stars near perfect, The Drama 4 star cringe fun. Ready or Not 2 so so sequel and Gueles Noires okay mining mummy horror - both worth a watch. Sadly couldn't finish Match, a dating/Basket Case horror with the always great Humberly González, so shout out to her. YMMV, so give it a try, and respect for the practical effects.

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· Apr 18

Mel Gibson on the set of The Passion of the Christ saying to a bloody Jesus with a crown of thorns "I have no idea what could be causing you these debilitating headaches. Have you been taking the racoon penises I gave you?"

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· Apr 18

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· Apr 17

Screen shot from When a Stranger Calls, the superior 2016 version, with young woman holding phone and a voice saying "We've traced the attack, it's coming from inside the house" and then a picture of a boy vibe coding with pizza and M&Ms saying "Ok Claude, let's do this"

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· Apr 16

Biggest and beautifullest.

The totally accurate artist's depiction of Bin Laden's mountain fortress published at the height of the war on terror, labelled Bin Trump's Mountain Fortress. Not big or clever, honestly.

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· Apr 16

Looks fine

Screenshot of Trending topic "Bluesky Issues" which has failed to load. Or there are no issues.

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· Apr 16

undertone tie in

Video screenshot of a lady and a man flogging statues with the poster from the horror film undertone titled A24 undertone Virgin Mary statue

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· Apr 15

Genuinely torn between muting or following

Brian Llewellyn post shown on my timeline because I follow guitar FX tag that reads:

Which Chinese pedalboard do you want to purchase with my tone on it America?
America robbed me of my life after I was disabled!!!!!!!

I'M GOING TO STARE AT THE FLOOR & WATCH YOU BASTARDS FALL TO IT

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· Apr 10

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched Harakiri why you watch the classics - a perfectly filmed story, The Assassin is breath taking and beautiful (reminded me of Eggers' The Witch?!), enjoyed The Summit of the Gods - great animation, and Traitor a decent thriller but Muslim sleeper agents a stretch...

Letterboxd screenshot showing four films: Harakiri and The Assassin both incredible - 4 stars, The Summit of the Gods amazing, lastly Traitor was decent

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· Apr 6

Claude is down :/ so I've got my thermostat turned up to max

Wall mounted thermostat turned up to max

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· Apr 6

This could have been an email

Scientific American headline attached to photo of Artemis II flying over the moon reads "NASA's Artemis II laser communications system is beaming 4K video from the moon"

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· Apr 5

Nice space graphic* of Earth and our Moon and the trajectory of Artemis II from launch to a loop round the Earth and another loop (I hadn't noticed that till now), and then up a loop round the Moon and back down to Earth, another loop, and splashdown (touch wood - this is the first time since ancient times when man first stepped on the Moon that we'll have proof that the Earth isn't flat, again, so wishing them a safe return). I've stuck an info panel on the picture pointing to an early stage in the process that says "Everyone really done with me asking to borrow their phone charger". Which was mildly amusing when I thought of it, less so now I've had to make it.

*I should have noted the source of the original graphic, my bad. But it is only a Google search away. Or Duck Duck Go. I used Duck Duck Go.

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· Apr 4

Me on Artemis II an hour in

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· Apr 3

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched Project Hail Mary more feels than a thinker but fun, Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice time jumping hoodlums comedy grew on me, Dolly low budget gory horror worth checking out, Pretty Lethal a better 87 North than Ballerina - and shorter!

Letterboxd screenshot showing four films: Project Hail Mary my fav of the four, then Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice, lastly Dolly and Pretty Lethal, but not much between the last three

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· Apr 1

Black and white graph with no x or y values, no legend, just a couple of jagged lines crossing each other vaguely suggesting a child's drawing of a couple of snow capped mountains before being colored in.

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· Mar 30

Maybe less of a smile? Maybe? 🤔

Screenshot of news item from The Hereford Times shows a head and shoulders shot of a smiling vetinerian in a green gown followed by the headline "When is the right time to put your pet down? Vet gives advice"

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· Mar 30

Are they screen grabs from Doom 2? They look like they were mocked up in a video game from the 90s. Here's a shot from inside. Before the gold furnishings are installed, obviously.

View from inside the orange shit chuckers proposed new ballroom shows sunlight illuminating slain Doom 2 monsters as its actually a screen grab from Doom 2 and a sandy indoor war torn arena with a brutalist pressed concrete look.

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· Mar 27

Baby Assassins fun fun fun, To Live and Die in LA sunsets sunrises betrayals and death, Send Help s'okay - Rachel McAdams FTW, Peaky Blinders Immortal Man is fine, but just fine. But how the fuck did Nazi soldiers end up in an empty warehouse in London?!

Letterboxd screenshot showing four films: Baby Assassins and To Live and Die in LA did well, enjoyed them both in different ways, Rachel McAdams couldn't save Send Help from just being okay, and Peaky Blinders just solid not great but not bad

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· Mar 27

Feed juxtaposition

Screen shot of two posts on Bluesky, one following the other. First post reads "imagine telling everyone on the internet you're soft as hell while believing it makes you look tough", with a photo of some dick in a cowboy hat, gun strapped in a matt black metal chest holster (ypu!) smoking a fucking pipe(pyu!) and trying to look moody and tough as he stares off into the distance, quoted as saying "Hard to explain that driving 20 miles into town scares me more than riding 50 miles alone into the wilderness".

Second post is an headline from The Onion reading "Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying" with a picture of a suited man with nazi armband on a CPAC stage doing just that.

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· Mar 22

#alt4u image with alt text. I have added an update from a later post as well. Can be found here bsky.app/profile/full...

Screenshot of Twitter/X post from James (@GoodVibePolitik) shows a darkened skyline, presumably Cuba, a tower block with a few floors lit, possibly a hospital, and a dark street lit by a single car.

Text reads: There's something supremely saddening and enraging about seeing a hospital running on bare minimum power. Thinking about dialysis patients, babies in NICU, and others tonight in Cuba. This is a blockade of death.

FYI: a further post (not shown here) from James read: A friend in Cuba just notified me that every single patient in that hospital that was on ventilators died tonight. I don't have words.

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· Mar 22

#alt4u image with alt text Further reading (kpler, source of graph figures): www.kpler.com/blog/global-...

Graph from the Financial Times labelled "Fertiliser exports through the Strait of Hormuz have collapsed" and "Daily fertiliser transits through the Strait of Hormuz, by country of origin". Countries of origin are Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar, Kuwait, Bahrain, and Iran.

Exports over month look to typically be 50 to 150 units (not defined, perhaps tonnes), with a peak in Feb 23rd of 200 units. This drops to zero March 2nd. There are Saudi exports around the 7th March, then nothing again.

Graph time frame is only a month (Feb 14th to March 13th), and there have been empty days during this time period, but (to my untrained eye) the drop off is abrupt. The graph has a 10 day average line to highlight this.

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· Mar 22

My favourite Mencken quote

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - H. L. Mencken

wetwebwork@wetwebwork· Mar 22

#alt4u image with alt text