Whitney Friedlander
@whitneyfriedlander
Animal and snack enthusiast. TV writer (the kind who writes about it; not for it)
1. Cocomelon is a stain on society 2. Cocomelon is free YouTube slop that parents let their kids watch when they can no longer deal. 3. Cocomelon’s whole point is that it has no plot. So … why would parents pay to take their kids to see this????
Live footage of me falling out of the Trojan Horse at last night’s The Odyssey screening
Huzzah! 2026 Emmys: The Year of the Chin Dimple is officially upon us!
Happy Father’s Day. Here’s a picture of my dad asleep on my couch. And here’s an essay I wrote about him for @thecut.com www.thecut.com/article/inhe...
As we enter into the final days of Emmy voting, a reminder that this could be the Year of the Chin Dimple.
As someone indifferent to basketball, I'm fine. As a lover of puns, I weep.
You know what this means: "Chattahoochee" is going to be in my head for the next week.
Feel like there’s another descriptor they could have used … #slowhorses #fyc
Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet:
Dear snack makers: not everything needs to be pickle flavored
Me trying to secure LA28 tickets during my allotted time slot. And also, life.
A prestige TV character named Whitney who doesn’t suck challenge. #industry
The amount of DNC-related spam texts I have gotten tonight…
When your Jewish mother leaves a voicemail like this, you know someone died.
My call log. Allegedly the prescription will be ready in 20 minutes
How quickly the mighty fall from coveted item to cat toy …
I know there's been lots of talk about how hard it is to be a human. But have we ever stopped and thought about the plight of the house cat?
The reams of fanfic that can be written about this image. Cc @ajhan.bsky.social