Also a year and one day without the legend

Also last week I woke up in a cold sweat Michael Jackson style and made sure to get this written down in the event Prince stole my original verses to ‘Bangladesh’ by Ian McConnel and I haven’t had the balls to make a TikTok but I WROTE IT DOWN Prince DO NOT STEAL THESE FROM ME

E X C U S E M E

It’s fuckin Suzie fuckin Toot. Yeah. Yeah.

I’m gonna sign up for motorcycle safety classes regardless and they teach you to ride so I’ll have that at least to save me but also. The trike is so cute 🥺 and still slim enough to fit in our “back yard”

Anyway fave pics from the night

I really have to take my gf up about Suzie with a Z tickets again cause I don’t want to know what will happen to me if I don’t get to see Soupie in person. It won’t be good I can tell you that at least.

Did free tinsel for a trans health conference this morning and this man was too sweet he wanted tinsel so bad so I tied a bunch onto a clip for him so he could sparkle too 🥹

Costar I’m two inches from messaging any broadway stylist I can asking if they need an apprentice don’t tempt me don’t make it one inch I cannot afford it (yet-thank you Mamdani)

Bodega was chosen for a cat calendar he’s actually kinda famous

Eight years since I sprinted around dragcon finding anyone from season 2 that I could! Also genuinely the transformations we’ve all had since are insane. We’re all infants here. Me especially but like damn.

Costar you know everything about me except my extreme fear of still water

Me: “i wanna go to lollapalooza so bad I’ve never been to Chicago the whole lineup is incredible I know almost every other artist I need to go I love music festivals” Me but internally:

Aw wait costar this is actually kinda sweet-

SHUT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW

Oh I could CRY

Costar like I get that sometimes you’re accurate but this is too accurate and I don’t appreciate it.

Happy Halloween uglies (from SEVEN YEARS AGO????) it’s been that FUCKING LONG but it’s okay cause I’m seeing them tomorrow 🥰🥰🥰

I heard it might be a conspiracy theory but idk I’m just mad cause I found this at Spirit but I don’t trust package costumes so I asked if I could try it on and the employee said I could put it on over my clothes so I took it out and put it up to me tell me why it was TINY. Like it was marked large

I hope she knows I’d die for her

If anyone needs me I’m going to be SOBBING over Him

I mean they’re pry gonna be used for AI or something I did not pay this man I almost walked away without the pictures cause I had NO money on me for the show and he took some non-candid shots but I like those two the most these are the honorable mentions

To the random guy in Times Square that took these candids of me last night thank you????

WERE YALL AWARE THERE IS A VERSION OF THE GLEE CASTS LETS HAVE A KIKI WITHOUT TURKEY LURKEY TIME I JUST HEARD

What do you MEAN this got through TSA. To get into MEXICO.

Girl tell me why it was literally just supposed to be July 24th but both Zillow and Google Maps still actively say Dunkin instead of Stow. Did they fuck up and it’s changed to Dunkin for like a year instead of just the day or-

Chris Fleming baby he lived down the street from one of my friends and was my substitute teacher for one day once in the fourth grade

Im cackling at this I’m sorry-

Going through the snap memories from when I took my brother to Ozzy’s tour in 2018 and I. 🥺

God my hometown always be Doing Something