WightCrow
@wightcrow
Novelist, screenwriter, poet, & 🏳️🌈. Careening through the universe, my axis on a tilt. ⟬⟭⁷ What others are saying: "A trashbin of esoterica." "They can't walk a straight line to save their life." Also on Twitter here: twitter.com/WightCrow
I’m never gonna be the one to suggest that we break out the nukes …but maybe we should break out the nukes. #NewYearsEve
Checked my work email to see if I’d been fired yet and started having a panic attack when I saw the subject of this email #TimeToGoHideUnderABlanketForTheNextHour #AmnestyForAmericans #IAmSoDamnTired
There are exactly 2 things keeping me going: 1) My cat 2) The dream that, when we finally kick Elon Musk out of our government, I’ll somehow get to be the one who tells him “git along, little DOGE”
Brb, about to go write an Ugly Duckling sequel starring an orchid that is sassy AF. "You're ugly!" said the Rose. "So ugly!" teased the Tulip. "Maybe," said the Orchid, "but I'm about to be fabulous as F*#%." #AmWriting #AmBlooming #CanYouTellMyOrchidIsGettingReadyToBloom?