Jeffrey Rowland

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I'm Jeffrey Rowland! Fancy businessman @topa.to. Generative AI is unnecessary and harmful. Available for private parties and events. Owner of 60+ chairs. He/Him Patreon: wigu.club wigucomics.com/ also dollmilk.com/ oh and

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Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· Jul 14

There's a new comic today called Husk Fussers. Read the whole thing here for free today! wigu.club/posts/husk-f...

JEFFREY, on TV, ostensibly late at night: Everyone agrees that when a person dies, their body instantly turns into a meaningless husk. Trash, really. Burdensome trash.

JEFFREY, next to a couple of gravestones, making finger quotes: But the "law" doesn't allow you to just "throw it away"

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· Jul 13

A CARTOON BOY PEEING ON THE PHRASE 'SOCIETAL NORMS'

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· Jul 10

There's a new comic at wigu.club about the Rappin' Racers! Most of their songs are about how fast their cars are. But a lot of them aren't! More to come.

Jeffrey, HollyRR, Weedmaster P, and Joanna basically dressed like a nightmare version of Fast and the Furious

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· Jul 4

Happy If You Catch a Bald Eagle You Can Do Whatever You Want For One Day Day! www.wigucomics.com/oc/index.php...

Weedmaster P: According to legend if you catch a live eagle on the 4th of July you get to have one day where you can do whatever you want and not get arrested. Jeffrey: If there's even a googol to one chance that what you say is true, NOT trying to catch an eagle is the /dumbest thing you could possibly do./ [[Jeffrey is sitting on a branch with an American apparel box propped up on a stick]] Jeffrey: Okay when the eagle crawls under the box to get the food you pull the string... wait, what do eagles eat anyway? Maybe we should "ask Jeeves." Weedmaster P: They eat fuckin hot dogs and shit man what do you /think/ they eat [[Eagle approaches box]] Jeffrey: He's goin' for it! Pull the string! Weedmaster P: I can't it's stuck Eagle: <<Nom nom nom>> [[Eagle passes out]] <<PLOP>> [[Jeffrey is holding eagle to ground]] Jeffrey: It's still technically alive! Hurry, call the government! Phone: Sir, I can smell the marijuana on your breath over the PHONE. Weedmaster P: This is Sean Hannity who is this Weedmaster P: They said Monday you can do whatever you want to do Jeffrey: YES.

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· Jul 2

Here's a new free comic about another really good idea. Felt the need to post this quickly, no reason. More at wigu.club!

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· Jun 27

Oh man what a mess. They're working on it.

Pool skimmer robot on the side of the pool! What happened?

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· Jun 25

There is a new comic about the Burger Creatures at wigu.club! It's part two of this story. The first part is below, the second part is here! wigu.club/posts/my-own...

Burger Mayor:
Good evening. My fellow... "people," I am pleased to announce that at long last the criminal knows as Hamburgalur has been captured.

Burger Mayor, standing behind lectern:
There's just one problem. Our entire municipal system is me and one police officer...
(aside: unveil)

The Burger Peace Officer is a jail, containing Hamburgalur
Burger Mayor (off panel) ...and he IS the jail.

Burger Mayor, thinking as we see the very sparsely attended crowd consisting of a few sentient food items: Wow, this world is REALLY poorly thought out.

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· Jun 21

The Admirals Club got me a Beloved Father Day present! It's like when Sequoyah delivered the Cherokee syllabary to the white settlers

Two admiral ackbar figures who pilot my pool robot got me a star wars alphabet for father Day

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· Jun 21

Feeling very Fatherly today. Celebrating the Miracle of Fatherhood!

Jeffrey looking pretty dad-like in the back yard. Feeling proud of the father stuff

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· Jun 17

I always really liked this panel, it is very You.

[[Balthaser looks at paper, confused; Jeph facepalms; Jeffrey stands on]] Balthaser: Now it says here you boys are lookin' for...Slender Man? What the hell's that? Jeph: Ugh it's this dumb thing the internet made up-- Jeffrey: It's a super-scary monster that eats children and we think is an alien!

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· Jun 17

Also happy birthday Deathmole Jacques @ass.golf ! Remember that time we went out to the desert to kill Slender Man? www.wigucomics.com/oc/index.php...

[[Waiting at an airport near Roswell, NM]] JR: Man, Deathmole Jacques, do you remember when we went out to the desert and kill that Slender Man? Deathmole Jacques: That was yesterday. We're still in the desert, waiting for an airplane JR: I been thinkin... what if there's like, more than one Slender Man? Like, what if there's a whole race of Slender Persons? Deathmole Jacques: Probl'ly not. It was pretty unlikely that we even found <b><u>one</u></b>. JR: HM. TV: IN OTHER NEWS, EATING EGGS IS SUPER BAD FOR YOU JR: GOD DAMMIT ARE EGGS GOOD FOR YOU OR NOT?! {{Alt Text: Maybe Slender Man is dead. Maybe he's alive. The important thing is, he never existed in the first place.}}

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· Jun 17

Sometimes I come across one of these and think WHOA am I a PROPHET but turns out it just STAYS like this (comic from 2009) www.wigucomics.com/oc/index.php...

[[Jeffrey and Baby Lam at game-show podiums]] Jeffrey: How many fat, white, bald-headed dudes with goatees does it take to save America from the Mexicans? Baby Lam: About twice as many as we got. [[Three sullen teens standing in front of a laundromat]] How many apathetic, dismissively sighing teens does it take to get the owner of the laundromat to put up a "no loitering" sign" Three. [[Superman flying above earth in space, with an angry grimace on his face]] How many potential apocalypses does Superman have to avert before he just gives up on human beings altogether? A lot more than you'd think. [[Weedmaster P, redder-eyed than usual, in a depressing-looking building, carrying a piece of paper]] How many DWIs does it take to make your mother stop believing in the concept of unconditional love? Weedmaster P: Apparently 23 {{title text: His mother stopped loving him seventeen DWIs ago but only this morning has she acquired the courage to speak what is in her heart. Superman has just had it with us.}}

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· Jun 10

And here's one from a few weeks ago about a good idea.

JEFFREY, touching WEEDMASTER P on the shoulder, who recoils: We should start a magazine that prints really mean obituaries. Like, by default.
JEFFREY: But if someone pays us five thousand dollars we'll do a really NICE obituary
JEFFREY, holding a magazine called DETH MAG: It's a really good idea and it's not completely unethical
WEEDMASTER P: ARE YOU SAYING 'OLD BITCH-UARY' LIKE IS THAT A NEW MONTH

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· Jun 9

Everything was always so obvious (comic from 2011) www.wigucomics.com/oc/index.php...

[[Jeffrey spreading gasoline, Topato floating]] Topato: Jeffrey Rowland! Jeffrey: Topato! I can explain! Topato: Explain what? How you are able to command my corporation with such outstanding results! Jeffrey: What are you talkin' about, Topato? We ain't gonna make as much money as we did last year on account of the dumb economy stompin' around the edge of the toilet. Topato: It may flabbergast you to hear me say this phrase: "Sometimes money is not necessarily as important as-- [[Jeffrey unconscious on ground, Topato floating just above him, irritated]] <<THUD>> Topato: Flabbergasted unconscious! How rude! As I was saying, money is not as important as the power we shall wield when the mighty corporations at last usurp power from your dysfunctional, flaccid governments! {{Alt-text: I wasn't going to burn it all down. I was just cold.}}

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· Jun 9

Going insane is so boring

email excerpt, subject: your genAI is for losers sticker
"Hi Jeffrey,

I was scrolling Bluesky and saw your bio and then that GenAI is for Losers sticker, and just started laughing at how un-subtle you decided to be about it. As someone who’s also pretty worried about what this stuff is doing to artists, it was weirdly comforting to see you plant such a loud flag.

On another note, those Spooky Season drops must be fun, but I can only imagine what happens to your inbox the minute a limited run goes live and .... ticket volume went up 20x and they had to pull in seasonal help just to stay afloat, and we still got wait times down 99% with about 78% of tickets handled by AI during peak.

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· Jun 8

I want to do a Backrooms please

Spooky night picture of a pool and about a million potential things that could go wrong here

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· Jun 6

These mushroom Oreos are the best Oreos. I wish it wasn't true but it is.

A package of Chinese special edition mushroom Oreos.

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· Jun 4

Oh look a new trophy you can put on your desk and look at while you try to disable all the ai junk! topatoco.com/collections/...

the top part of a trophy featuring a shiny laptop -- Topato Potato's face is seen reflected in the shiny screen

the base of the trophy which is engraved MORE LIKE FARTIFICIAL INSMELLIGENCE

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· Jun 3

Someone ordered a signed book recently and if you're reading this I hope everything went okay

Overcompensating Book signed page with drawing of Weedmaster P and Jeffrey, words" For [redacted]" Weedmaster P: "WHAT IF IT'S NOT FOR [REDACTED] WHAT IF IT'S A GIFT" Jeffrey: "I don't know!" WMP: "YOU'RE PROBABLY SCREWING THIS UP YOU'RE PROBABLY RUINING SOMEONE'S LIFE" Signed - "Sorry, Jeffrey Rowland 2026"

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· Jun 2

Mister Sunshine

Doug Mulder the dog relaxing in the sun next to the pool on his green bed

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· May 28

Hi! Here's a new Topato comic about Time.

TITLE: Now it's time for
ASK AN OMNIPOTENT SPACE POTATO
WITH YOUR HOST TOPATO POTATO
A child writes: Dear Topato,
Why does time go by faster as we get older?

TOPATO, gesturing to a graphic that measures TIME and FEAR: Ah, this old classic. That is because Time itself is accelerating, literally, because it is terrified.

TOPATO: Even I do not know what Time is terrified of, but whatever it is, Time is searching frantically and desperately for an exit.

TOPATO: Time's knuckles are white as it smashes the pedal to the floor and Time has consumed nothing but cocaine and cigarettes for the past four billion years.
A child appear catatonic

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· May 27

Roses are red, Worms are even smarter, I tried to draw Charli XCX but I drew

A drawing that looks like Helena Bonham Carter

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· May 26

I hope everyone has enjoyed my troublingly large ganglion cyst Evelyn Wryst because it's our last night together. Until she comes back, probably.

My cool wrist cyst that everyone hates but I don't really mind that much

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· May 25

Going through old comics and DANG this is a good joke

Quincy tinkle: if you're really ex carnies then you can answer this question: how many carneys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Helmet: puffed. Next panel helmet says a sophomoric attempt at a ruse. We carnival folk lack the fundamental motor skills and understanding of electricity required to perform such an overwhelming task.

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· May 22

Today is my birthed-day but YOU get the present, kind of! I started a Patreon to get me to start making more comics and stuff. It is here: www.patreon.com/cw/wigu

Caption: JOINING JEFFREY'S PATREON
Caption: PROS AND CONS
Caption: A PRACTICAL GUIDE
Dug and Observation Duck are wondering like scientists.
Caption: PRO: You get at least one thing a week
Jeffrey: A comic or a lil story from my mind!
Caption: CON: It costs $4 a month
Mulder: That's so much money
Caption: PRO: You'll get to see things no one else will ever get to see
Weedmaster P beginning to undress: WELP
Caption: Not like that
Caption: CON: It can also cost $10 a month
Jeffrey: I will mail you something or pay someone to mail you something once a month in the Loch Ness Monster Adventure Club
Caption: PRO: WAIT THAT LAST ONE WAS KIND OF A PRO
Quincy Tinkle: Unbelieveabble!
Wigu Tinkle: It's impossible to lose!

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· May 22

Happy Hammerdown Protocol Eve to all who celebrate

Still from Cloverfield (2008 115 min) when they are on their way to Rob's going away party

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· May 20

ACAB excludes Officer Twistoff

A Bud light bottlecap stuck on a pinky with a face drawn on the nail that looks like the only cop you'd ever want to get arrested by

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· May 4

Happy Star War, this is still the best idea for a sequel movie series and proof that billionaires are pointless.

Weedmaster P: AUGH ENNGH Jefrrey: Are you writin' a book, too, Weedmaster P? Everybody's got book fever! Weedmaster P: YEAH MAN I GOT AN IDEA Weedmaster P: I FOUND OUT THE OTHER DAY THAT JAR-JAR WAS ON ALDERAAN WHEN IT GOT BLOWED UP BY THE DEATH STAR. SO I GOT THE IDEA THAT WHAT IF HE GOT FROZEN IN CARBONITE BECAUSE OF JAYWALKIN LIKE TWO DAYS EARLIER SO HE WASN'T HURT BUT JUST FLOATIN' IN SPACE IN PERFECT HIBERNATION Jeffrey: ... Weedmaster P: FAST FORWARD TO MODERN DAY AMERICA WHERE NASA FINDS AND UNFREEZES JAR-JAR AND HE GOES TO NEW YORK CITY AND MAKES FRIENDS WITH ALL THESE DOGS AND CATS AND ACCIDENTALLY BECOMES PRESIDENT

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· May 3

Partially but more importantly some of it was on Rainbow Road 🌈

Map of the Northampton airport with Rainbow Road highlighted

Jeffrey Rowland@wigu· May 3

I just ran five kilometers while being chased by this airplane the entire time!