"I'd like to thank the new Prime Minister for putting his faith in me so I can continue my important work at the Home Office of ripping the souls out of the bodies of the innocent and consuming them to create a psychic weapon I can use to rule the Galaxy. Thank you."

Ed Milliband hiding behind a hanging basket. Until the advert break is over. Nonsense country.

What is "The North"? x

"My work here is done" -Keir Starmer

It was literally in Labours manifesto which was roundly rejected in Mays election. I mean why bother having elections or voting at all? Let's just ask the good people of Whereverthefuckshire on the Wold to make all the decisions.

Me at kick-off Me at full-time

Half-time show sneak peak #WorldCup

Well no. Have you even read this? It's hardly a comprehensive, up to date or well evidenced piece of work, is it? Bizarre.

Is this article older than you?

Oh come on I was being exceptionally magnanimous here and you come out with this? Oh mate. What an absolute disaster you've had.

My proposed Minister for AI:

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Are there? And are they really impersonating a police officer? Where do you draw the line. I'd suggest the below group is allowed but what makes them different? (Other than the threat to Jewish communities being real of course).

I think he's a good guy. I think he's done a good job for London and Londoners but I don't live there and could be wrong. But nobody deserves to be made a legislator for life. The presence of other worse lords does not excuse the creation of new better ones. Where are the socialists here?

Very strong "Harry Kane is a top class footballer and national role model and not a diving cheat who hangs about with fascists and speaks like someone stretched out the tape on his cassette" energy here.

Describe yourself in three characters.

Trying to come to terms with somone who has used this surely AI generated inage of "man who went to the pub on Friday but didn't return home until the following Thursday" as his profile pic. Calling me a "dopey cunt."

Well worth listening to today's episode of petted-lipped pant pishing and barely held back indignant sobbing about a bed sheet. Jon Sopel saying "this isn't sour grapes" five times while sounding like he's just licked a battery a particular highlight.

Democracy is not a single moment in time and did not end in 2014. It is a living breathing thing and consent must be detailed, contemporary and allowed to be withdrawn at anytime.

Tuchels biggest mistake was not selecting their star player imvho

I hope that he gets to see Montana.

If you see this post an archer

It's absolutely critical someone explains what on earth is happening. With crypto, and words.

Hydration Break < Pause Fraîcheur