Dunkold Trimps eulogy of Lindsey Graham was interesting

I edited the "speech" Trump gave at the White House Correspondents dinner to its most honest and truthful parts

I decided to make sure we hear the actual truth from people like Stephen Mitler

I don't know how I missed these teachings in my decades of being a Christian. I'm sure it's somewhere in the Big Book Of Dr Jesus

One would think that it's the easiest test in the world to not continuously support a person who wants to commit genocide, is a convicted felon, assaults women, likely r***d children, et al - and yet...

I guess we're gonna drop a nuke on Iran. Boy, they did it you guys. They're really "owning the libs". Because it's CRAZY to not want an unnecessary, unprompted, aimless and stupid war that ends with the nuclear destruction of millions of people.

We're racing to the end of the world like it's a challenge

Even as a joke, one can't be completely sure that this isn't actually true...

GI Joke figured out the loyalty goes in just one direction

Fear is the mind killer, as they say.

I know it's dumb, but I have a hard time getting rid of those Apple product boxes

I don't know about you, but this is how I feel every single damn day

When you bully and belittle and threaten everyone around you, and then beg for their help for something you did to yourself, you can't be surprised when they say "nope"

You have no frame of reference Donny, you're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie

We're crazy for treating everyone regardless of sex, gender, orientation, class, status, race ethnicity, or ability with respect, care, and empathy ... but Sky Wizard and Space Baby is sane

Ladybug Miss Lindsey is just letting the heart want what it wants

I'm enjoying the practice of going to the range. I have to get so much better.

Trump is worse for the world than a global pandemic

It's not at all contradictory and hypocritical for this complete message change from peace, no new wars, America First because ...

So surprising that unqualified and inexperienced morons would do corruption and lies and murder and crimes

Either a coward who won't answer questions, or has no idea what's happening or where he is. If you start a preemptive war with another country that kills 4 military members and 153 innocent children - you explain yourself and why you're spending lives and $$$ for it

We created the enemies we now fight

They will never be satisfied. Even after they've taken away every right, every comfort, every condition, every ounce of freedom, every existence of those they hate - women, immigrants, trans people, gay people, non-Christians, black and brown people, et al - they won't be satisfied.

A little skit of a parable of how some people pretend a law isn't about racism and misogyny

I asked hardworking, average, everyday Americans their thoughts on the State of the Onionring address

The entire movement is a fantasy fabricated from hate, founded on lies, hiding horrible and vile crimes. And in order to make him palatable they must concoct versions of things he will never be.

I edited the hour long speech Trump gave at the newly formed Dr Evil foundation of criminals, for clarity and simplicity

The SAVE Act is voter fraud, disguised as a solution to a problem that doesn't exist.

You can't conceive of a scenario that's a heinous, vile, horrendous, or evil that they won't find a way to excuse and accept. It's true.