I don’t want generative ai, I want actors to do extensive stock photo shoots before they get their big break

Patches getting his beauty sleep

Finally a socially acceptable way to kiss while we piss

Oh to cut my hair or let it grow

Monday is a good enough reason to share picture of dog :)

Any time I see this sign this is what I imagine

Beautiful gag in How to Marry a Millionaire (1953) where Marilyn Monroe and Lauren Bacall are fantasising about marrying a wealthy man and then it cuts to Betty Grable who is just dreaming about a delicious sandwich

Posture check !! Time to make your posture worse :) it can always be worse and you can get shrimpier. Inspiration if you need it:

Good morning

Fuck it it’s a Sunday

Snoot on my belly for attention, eyes watching outside wanting to chase the birds

Good morning

Are those the… “the Chanel boots ?”

Show some colourful hair :)

Good morning

Does anyone know how to get into that cave

Fun fact: the pacific is so vast it could hold 317 Polands

Can’t stop thinking of Prison Mike whenever I see that god forsaken photo of Erika Kirk

Good morning

Good morning

Good night

Good morning

A non selfie that shows how sexy I am ? This is probably the most I’ve ever shown on main but 😗

Not looking too bad for only three hours’ sleep

If you see this post thighs :)