At my Wits' End

@witsendfr

A Tyke, no longer in the land of Tykes, in fact no longer in the country that surrounds the land of Tykes and NEVER likely to return. He/Him/It or whatever you like. A Centrist with Left Leaning tendancies - never Right Wing - ProEU, anti-Isolationism.

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At my Wits' End@witsendfr· 14d

But this one is ok it seems.

A man holding a sign that reads "For Treason. Remoaners to the Gallows" alongside an illustration of a gallows. The sign defines treason as "the crime of betraying one's country, especially by attempting to kill or overthrow the sovereign or government." The background appears to be an outdoor location at night, with faint lights and buildings visible. The man has light-colored hair and is wearing a dark jacket and a cap.

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· 14d

He shouldn't have to apologise, the guillotine was an image used by the Brexit marches era. Polanski says guillotine re-post was mistake but refuses to apologise www.bbc.com/news/article...

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· 21d

“I don’t know much about policing,” Says the former Metropolitan Police detective.

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· 22d

How does the Mariana Trench compare against the Trump Trench ? Or maybe the Mariana Trench is now renamed the Trump Trench & maps are being updated as we speak !

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· 22d

I was waiting for AB to do an Eric Morecambe impersonation with the spectacles waggle.

Andy Burnham about to do an Eric Morecambe glasses waggle.

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· 23d

There appear to be probs.

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· Jul 11

Long time since I last heard an Antonov 12 cargo plane - one just flew over us on route to Casablanca from Frankfurt. Sorry no photo just heard it. It was this one 👇

An Antonov An-12 aircraft landing on a grassy runway, with trees in the background and clear skies. The plane, painted in a white and light blue color scheme, has two engines mounted on the wings and is marked with the registration UR-CBG.

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· Jul 10

Yup - even got the description correct for us.

Weather forecast for Sunday, December 7: Temperature of 41°C (RealFeel 42°C) with a high UV Index of 9.0 (unhealthy). Conditions are mostly sunny and very hot, warning of dehydration and heatstroke if outside for extended periods. Wind is coming from the east at 11 km/h, and risk of precipitation is at 0%. RealFeel Shade is 39°C.

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· Jul 9

Sit down, have a glass or two of rosé and consider the poor people of Clacton-on-Sea soon to be re-invaded by Reform Party activists from Manchester to fight for their 'man of the people' against the intergalactic messiah that is Count Binface. And YES I do get to vote for this seat.

A stylized movie poster featuring a robotic figure with a metallic helmet and armor set against a cosmic background. The Earth is visible in the lower portion of the image. Above the figure, the text reads: "THEY HAD FIVE YEARS TO PREPARE" followed by "SO DID HE." At the bottom, the title "BINDPENDENCE DAY" is prominently displayed, with the subtitle "BY-ELECTION" below it.

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· Jul 8

Couple of changes to manifesto needed - but go for it my Intergalactic Overlord.

A colorful political poster featuring "Count Binface," a candidate for Clacton. The top of the poster includes the slogan "One Man. One Bin. One Chance to Save Clacton," along with a playful illustration of Count Binface wearing a bin as a hat. The manifesto lists humorous promises, such as capping the price of a croissant, abolishing VAR in football, and inviting European countries to join the UK. The poster emphasizes a light-hearted approach to politics with phrases like "A Manifesto That Makes Sense, Even If the Hat Doesn't.” The bottom encourages voting for Count Binface and highlights honesty, humor, and common sense in politics.

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· Jul 4

To be added to the Tree of Life, nowhere near the apex of course & most certainly on a short branch of its own, a branch that is already withering away. Just like the trees on our village green after the recent heat-domes !!!

An illustration of a fictional creature named Tyrannofascipiscis histrionicus braggadocius, resembling a fish with a caricatured face that appears angry or expressive. It features a noticeably inflated cranial crest and is surrounded by bubbles, representing its defensive mechanism. The background is dark, enhancing the creature's visibility, and there is a caption below stating the specimen's origin and a disclaimer about resemblance to living persons. A red "DO NOT TAP THE GLASS" warning is in the bottom right corner.

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· Jun 27

We're about to get "blatted" line of storms queuing up to pass directly overhead, radar shows 3 storms due in short succession.

A colored weather radar map showing precipitation and lightning activity in a region that includes the areas of Angoulême, Chasseneuil-sur-Bonnière, Confolens, and L'Isle-Jourdain. The map features areas of varying intensity represented in purple, yellow, and green, indicating different levels of rainfall.

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· Jun 26

If you see this, post an archer...

A cartoon-style illustration of a character dressed as an archer in a forest, wearing a green outfit and a feathered cap. He is poised to shoot an arrow from a bow, with a quiver of arrows on his back. In the background, shadowy figures are partially visible among the trees. The setting is lush with greenery, including trees and ferns, with a pathway winding through the forest. A small backpack is placed on the ground nearby.

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· Jun 26

LOL That trend line is flattening out.

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· Jun 26

It continues...

Map of France showing weather alerts for today and tomorrow. The first map represents today's alert with areas in red and yellow, while the second map shows tomorrow's alert in similar colors. An exclamation mark icon and the text "Vigilance météo" indicate weather warnings.

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· Jun 24

The North/South divide in 🇫🇷 that matters. Stolen from FB

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· Jun 23

Ooh, only 7 hours today over 40°c

Hourly weather forecast showing temperatures ranging from 39°F to 43°F, with sunny conditions and minimal cloud cover from noon to 7 PM, and 0% chance of precipitation.

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· Jun 22

You need some lettuce to go with that - fibre you know is good for the spine.

A delivery person wearing a green uniform and cap, labeled "LETTUCE DELIVERIES," stands outside a black door with the number 10, smiling at a man in a white shirt and tie peering out. The delivery person holds a crate filled with fresh iceberg lettuce. The scene takes place outside a building with a plaque that reads "DOWNING STREET SW1."

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· Jun 21

Delivery for Keir...

A delivery person wearing a green jacket with "FRESH GREENS DELIVERED" on the back is carrying a crate filled with cabbages towards a black door marked with the number 10. The delivery person is looking towards someone inside the doorway, while a speech bubble above them says "Delivery for Keir..." A second individual, dressed in a suit, is partially visible inside the doorway.

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· Jun 21

Couldn't get the face right - but here is my try.

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· Jun 21

Yep - RED Alerts everywhere.

Weather forecast table for the postal code 16500 in Charente, Poitou-Charentes, France on Sunday, June 21.

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· Jun 18

11 out of 10 standard TURRET TOSS here. Slava Ukraini

GLORIOUS TURRET TOSS...

A large explosion at an industrial facility is depicted, with intense orange flames and billowing black smoke rising into a cloudy sky. In the background, other buildings and structures are partially visible, and scattered greenery is present in the foreground.

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· Jun 10

FIFA* Statement...

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· Jun 4

Nooooooooooooooo

A map depicting the flight route of ten Alpha Jets from the Patrouille de France, in celebration of the 250th anniversary of American independence. The route includes stops in France, Scotland, Iceland, Greenland, Canada, and ends in New York. Flight dates are indicated next to each location, with a jet icon and the French tricolor flag on the path.

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· Jun 4

Brets are at it again. But I don't drink. Never did like that stuff.

A bag of Bret's BBQ-flavored potato chips with a label indicating a 60% discount on the second item. The design features an image of potato chips and a bowl, with the text "SAVEUR BBQ FLAMBÉ AU WHISKY."

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· May 31

And...

A cartoon illustration depicting a series of comic strips on a flip chart. The first panel shows four men, possibly at a beach rally, with the caption "When the MAGA beach rally gets a choreographer...". The second panel is titled "UNISON LEAP!" with the men jumping in sync. The third panel, labeled "THE FINGER-GUN CHORUS LINE!", shows them playfully pointing with their fingers. The fourth panel features "THE SYNCHRONIZED SEAGULL KICK!" with the men performing a kick. The final panel reads "MAKE SHORELINES GREAT AGAIN!" with the men standing together in front of ocean waves, posing enthusiastically.

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· May 31

Been playing with image tools.

A comedic illustration depicting a beach scene with multiple cartoon characters, all dressed in matching blue shirts adorned with stars and red hats. They are dancing in unison, entertaining a crowd of beachgoers. In the background, there are umbrellas and people relaxing on the beach. The panels feature captions: "WHEN THE BEACH RALLY GETS A CHOREOGRAPHER..." and "MAKE SHORELINES GREAT AGAIN!" The characters have cheerful expressions, and seagulls can be seen in the sky.

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· May 31

A colorful cartoon illustration depicting multiple identical characters, all wearing red baseball hats and matching outfits with stars, dancing joyfully on a beach. In the first panel, the characters are moving in synchronized steps while beachgoers watch. Subsequent panels show variations of the characters dancing in different poses, with seagulls flying overhead and waves crashing behind them. The bottom panel features the text "MAKE SHORELINES GREAT AGAIN!" emphasizing a playful, humorous tone about beach activities.

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· May 29

At my Wits' End@witsendfr· May 28

How can this be called a "courtesy" when people have to drive, wait in queues & then go home with the equivalent of a couple of buckets of water - when they still have to PAY FOR THE PRIVILEGE of having to do it again & again !?!