The Radical Left Lunatic
@wokeaflunatic
Trump gave me my profile name when the Epstein Files story broke. Now he wants to kill me because I am a dumocrat. I am not the domestic enemy, but I am woke as hell so follow me to have fun. Please support #DACA #VoteBlue and #Resist. Also #FuckICE 🇬🇱 🇺🇸🇺🇦🫘🛩️
Duhhhhhh…..I am going to tell everybody in the whole country tomorrow that the only election that was rigged was the one when I was the president. Duhhhhhhh
Before he has the opportunity to, I want the next administration to rip all that gold shit off the walls and melt it down to show the one toothers of America that it was all just fucking Pyrite.
“I allowed voter fraud on my watch that’s why I lost the 2020 election”
My theory makes sense. Elaine fled to China to get the special chip to insert into the McConnell 2000, developed by an Elon Musk skunk works In Louisville. The MC2K droid or bot operates efficiently on Jack Daniels and 11 of the colonel’s herbs and spices. Elaine is pressing the demo button ☑️
“Excuse me Mr President but the Ayatollah called and asked me to tell you that he plans on using the IRG to measure your orifice. Do you know what that means?”
“So…When did Japan get missiles to hit ships in strait”
“Thank you for taking my call Your Honorable Takaichi. First welcome to the world of Islam. Second…where in the hell did you get those missiles?”
New this fall on CBS and Paramount. Starring Trump himself as the Presidential Zombie and Frankenmitch as the Senate Majority Leader in “Coffin Up Corruption”
UPDATE: Talosian Trump once again was acquitted in the Talos IV Senate Impeachment trial for stealing Star Fleet’s classified documents thanks to McConnell’s vote.
“RJK Jr’s potent whale head juice has not only revived the ailing senator, but actually reversed his aging. Mitch skipped PT and headed right to the Klan meeting to pick up his campaign contributions”
“I signed an Executive Order making all Red Cards Green Cards, and all Green Cards Red Cards. Thank you for your attention. DJT”
Tim soon realized that standing behind Trump, after he participated in the Chili Dog eating contest at The Great American Fair, was not the best idea.