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woob@woob· 18d

bluesky in 2026

tweet edit: the fact that i'm at risk of seeing a agent's opinion at any point during my day is a human rights violation

woob@woob· 19d

The same quote as in the quoted post, but formatted as a The Onion "American Voices" quote

woob@woob· 22d

airhead #art #kaiba

illustration by me, of Chroniko from the 2008 anime Kaiba, showing a tearfully distressed expression as orange, roe-like masses drift from her head. Next to her is the text: "Please, don't hate me for this. I'll be tweaking your memory so that you don't change your mind". The last few lines decay to become unintelligible. Their rough shape suggest lines spoken in the anime.

woob@woob· 22d

alto wtf is ber

The post you're replying to was marked as being written in ber by its author. Would you like to reply in ber?

woob@woob· 23d

tumblr post by ultradracula:
Controversial opinion but i dont think people should go to jail for objectively funny crimes

woob@woob· 27d

Fucking hate havjng to consult the ancestors medallion and they just give you this smarmy fucking look every goddamn time. "Go ahead dearie. Ask your question." Go ahead and eat my ass.

Tumblr ad featuring a coin with horrendously ai generated old lady facing directly into the camera with beady black eyes and a contemptuous smile.

woob@woob· Jul 10

color selection demonstrating that jerma is as pink as his lava lamp

woob@woob· Jul 10

my fish #myfish

dingo dragging a fish out of the sea; photo by Marc Tarlock, taken from dingo wikipedia article

woob@woob· Jul 2

Did you know? Deltarune canonically takes place in Franklin County, Massachusetts.

Franklin County in north-western massachusetts, where Deltarune takes place.

woob@woob· Jun 30

domesticated beast.

Intermediate Bulk Container on a four legged stand in a grassy field, from wikipedia

woob@woob· Jun 29

🔊

woob@woob· Jun 28

Im sorry but these are the most façadey façades I have ever seen. How do you get this on the nose?

Crop of those weird vaguely neoclassical facades showing themselves to be blatantly obvious wood paneling wrapped around some regular ass tents??

woob@woob· Jun 28

NOT FUCKING MULLVAD GOD DAMN IT www.tumblr.com/3liza/820613... circumstances.run/@davidgerard...

tumblr post from 3liza titled "cancel your mullvad subscription":

tech news today is that Mullvad VPN has gone mask-off about being the major funding source for the Swedish Orebro party, who are racist nationalists. unfortunately all discussion of this is occurring on fucking Mastodon instances i can barely load

if you are a mullvad customer (as i am) and want to get out, here is guidance from this guy ( https://circumstances.run/@davidgerard/116823203601885385 )

"""
If you don't want your Mullvad fees going to fund neo-Nazis - or @mozilla VPN fees, which is rebranded Mullvad - cancel and get a refund immediately

that's whose "free speech" the official account is talking about here, and that's where your fees go to

EDIT: Mullvad has a 14 day refund policy. But the message below is a direct call to ask for a refund if you don't want to give money to Nazis.

If Mullvad refuse a refund, call your consumer protection agency. And reverse credit card charges on the basis of deceptive refund policy representations. It's not like you ever want to be a Mullvad customer again.

archive copy of Mullvad statement: https://web.archive.org/web/2026062717
"""

woob@woob· Jun 20

"so woob what team are you gonna be on for art fight this yea-" artfight.net/~woob #artfight

drawover of my fox sona as Mystery the seahorse in Spongebob Squarepants

woob@woob· Jun 17

Reddit reply chain:

FunAssumption5435 24 points 10 hours ago:
its still good

crackbit 5 points 7 hours ago:
What do y‘all mean 'still'? This album is not even 3 weeks old! How fast is your world moving?

kappa_expression 35 points 7 hours ago:
It’s aged well

woob@woob· Jun 16

jerma "absolutly destoryed on red wine, sory guys"

woob@woob· Jun 15

sometimes i am a little too hasty relying on URL autocomplete and instead of going on bluesky i make duckduckgo think that I'm a three year old.

duckduckgo search for "b". The first result is wikipedia article for the letter b and second result is "Letter B | Sing and Learn the Letters of the Alphabet"

woob@woob· Jun 15

mercy overwatch meme overlaid with "SOLAR BEING CHEAPER THAN FUCKING DIRT"

woob@woob· Jun 1

YOU WOKE MY GRILL?

mr dink low quality "you broke my grill" but with his face overlaid with a trans flag. mr trink.

woob@woob· May 23

Beg your pardon, Dwarf Fortress?

Dwarf Fortress notifications:
The Elf Elite Crossbowman Ìmimi Temamesethe is sparring
The Elite Marksdwarf Zaneg Vabôkluslem is sparring.
The Cat is sparring.
The Cat is sparring.
The Human Elite Crossbowman Tiquo Inolani is sparring.
The Cavy Sow is sparring.
The Merchant Kel Akruluzol is sparring.
The Cat is sparring.

woob@woob· May 21

Started leaving some of my pieces (home printed)
under people's wipers at the college.
For fun. To see what happens.

Saw a few posts about them on the subreddit, Instagram etc

One time someone caught me. Told them I was just a guerilla marketing person so they'd have an answer.

Then started getting recognized, couple people yelling at me

One time, I asked them if they could even name what I was "advertising".

They told me they weren't falling for that one.

woob@woob· May 21

IS THERE ANYONE ELSE IN THIS WORLD WHO IS EXACTLY LIKE ME?
PERFECTLY, ENTIRELY, ME?

I THINK WE WOULD HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY TO EACH OTHER.

WE COULD TRADE NOTES.

HA HA.

IT IS SO LONELY BEING THE ONLY ONE OF US,
NO?

woob@woob· May 21

Why did he never drop another album?

Re-Volt for the PC, N64, PS1 or Dreamcast. blessed us then left us in 1999!!!! BANGIN EDM SOUNDTRACK. HAVOK-CORE MARIO KART GAMEPLAY. NO SEQUEL!

woob@woob· May 20

We got a sequel btw (They're cave dragons :) )

woob@woob· May 20

well huh! while youre all here, please enjoy / laugh at my feeble attempts to pump water, aka Armok's Hubris. Dwarf(s) _were_ harmed in the creation of these screenshots.

the lowest layer of my terrible pumping system which is not doing its job. multiple feeds of water go into multiple channels and above there is a single channel and it is all full of fucking water instead of draining all nice and prettylike

and here is the monument to all of my folly. Each of the lower channels has a screw pump above it, and the upper channel has six water wheels, along with a couple pumps to split the water forward and back into the system to create a self-sustaining system (WHICH IS NOT FUCKING WORKING)

the top layer routes water from the lower channels and from the feedback channel to fall back to the water wheels, which ideally would keep them turning but the whole system floods with water leaving it with no flow to turn from

woob@woob· May 20

think i just got the perfect Dwarf Fortress notification.

woob@woob· May 18

only fuckin subreddit worth going on.

Post on reddit's "Wikipedia" subreddit: "Floor - A floor is the bottom surface of a room or vehicle". Its literally just the article for floors.

woob@woob· May 15

hey wait what the fuck

my fox sona seemingly caught off guard eating cheese snacks with some shitty youtube thumbnail filters with text overlay: "SADLY WOKE AND GAY"

woob@woob· May 15

big shout out to Wikipedia for choosing literally the most nightmarish possible image to showcase the uses of Perlin Noise

"A virtual organic surface generated with Perlin noise" and it literally just looks like a terrifying red mass of oozing flesh. some doom 3 hellgrowth shit. whaddafuck

woob@woob· May 7

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!