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Woodborg

@woodborg

Hey, my name's Jamy! Brighton based they/them I play games and stuff idk I'm bad at bios lol

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Woodborg@woodborg· Jul 13

A costume of Maui from Moana, with dark tattooed "skin" and a grass/leaf skirt. The costume is being worn by the whitest child ever.

Woodborg@woodborg· Jul 1

The "It Keeps happening" panel from Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.
A poorly drawn white man with black spiky hair and a red shirt falls down the stairs as he says the titular line.

Woodborg@woodborg· Jun 26

Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?

The Sanrio character Big Challenges.
A poorly drawn, bright green crocodile that's completely two dimensional.

Woodborg@woodborg· Jun 18

I had a dream they patched every Resident Evil game so they could recast Leon with Werner Herzog None of the script was changed

Leon from Resident Evil 9. A white, middle aged man with scruffy stubble and light brown hair. People find him irresistible.

Werner Herzog. An old whole German man with a fully receded white hairline and deep set wrinkles.

Woodborg@woodborg· Apr 19

A scene from the Japanese parliament as an older man pulls the mic on the desk in as a huge crowd of other politicians try to pull him and the mic away from each other.

On the bottom is a caption that simply says "would"

Woodborg@woodborg· Apr 13

At least I have a kitty keeping me company

A black cat sitting on a sofa being scratched under the chin by me as he looks straight into the camera

Woodborg@woodborg· Mar 23

"I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Luffy"

A giant squirrel looking sad and patting Gear 5 Luffy, a pirate with white, fluffy cloud like hair and clouds flowing out from under his arms with a scar under his left eye and on his chest.
Both look very disappointed.

Woodborg@woodborg· Mar 20

This little shit *climbed into the shower with me* and is now wandering around yelling cause he got wet

Hazard, a black cat with yellow eyes and a shaved patch growing back on his side.
He is lying in his side looking up at the camera as my hand strokes him.

Woodborg@woodborg· Mar 13

Maybe I want you to find me

Pingu, a black and white claymation penguin, sitting on a chair with his arms crossed and an angry expression face looking at the camera.

Woodborg@woodborg· Mar 6

Me too, fake cheese Me too

A box of vegan mozzarella cheese called "Bluffalo Notzarella" with an Italian flag on the background and a stereotypical Italian chef looking up and to the right in shock and what might be fear on his face.
Along the top on all caps it reads "I AM NUT OK" in all caps for some reason.

Woodborg@woodborg· Mar 5

There's some kind of beast on me

Hazard, a black cat with a bald patch on the side of his torso standing on my outstretched legs as I lay on bed.
He is looking off to the right towards a laptop on the bed

Woodborg@woodborg· Feb 12

A white dog staring directly into the camera, her snout taking up the whole frame.

Woodborg@woodborg· Jan 1

Been abusing my coffee machine and been making sharing some sexy espresso martinis with friends tonight

A martini glass with a dark liquid in it with a light brown froth in top.
A decent espresso martini but could be better.

Woodborg@woodborg· Dec 31

My new year's look is fucking hot just saying

Me! A smirking slightly femme pink haired enby with a pink mullet spiked at the front. I have a silver eyeshadow, long mascaraed eyelashes and a large nose.
An arm from off camera is snaking around my neck.

Woodborg@woodborg· Dec 27

Dad's dog is so fucking cute

Fredy, a small black and white papplion dog

Woodborg@woodborg· Dec 25

He posed when I got my phone out

Hazard, a black cat standing on a bathroom counter turning round to look at the camera

Woodborg@woodborg· Dec 25

Espresso martinis are festive, right?

An espresso martini held in my hand in my hand, with a Christmas decorated living room in the background and A Muppet Christmas Carol playing on the TV.

Woodborg@woodborg· Dec 18

My PC keeps suddenly cutting to black randomly, usually when I play games Please tell me my GPU isn't fucked

Hannibal Buress laughing in one panel, smiling with the caption: "Hahahaha."
The next panel he's looking more serious and sad, with the caption: "This sucks, man."

Woodborg@woodborg· Dec 13

First time styling my hair in months I think it looks cute

Me! A pink haired enby in a fluffy coat sitting on a train. My hair is in a mullet at the back and at the front gelled/waxed into being lightly up and spiky. I'm also wearing some cute mascara.

Woodborg@woodborg· Nov 23

Is he being transphobic?

Hazard, a fluffy black car, curled up and sleeping on top of a blahaj, a plush shark from Ikea

Woodborg@woodborg· Nov 23

Hannibal Lecter tied to an upright gurney with a brown mask covering his mouth and nose to stop him biting

Woodborg@woodborg· Nov 22

Just found out Lance Bass is gay Probably should have realised Sephiroth was queer tbh

Sephiroth as he appears in Kingdom Hearts. A tall, lean man with butt length, straight silver hair with the parting around his face comically anime level high to frame his face, which is smirking cockily.
He's wearing a black chest piece with an open chest exposed and two straps going over his pecs and two metal shoulder pads, the one on his right londer and extending down his arm.
From his right hand side a black wing is extending.

Woodborg@woodborg· Oct 21

Scarface remake starring Natasha Lyonne as Toni Montana

Natasha Lyonne, a redheaded actress with curly hair, smiling and waving a cigarette with the caption underneath "Thursday. What a concept"

Woodborg@woodborg· Oct 16

One half of my Halloween costume arrived 👀

Me, a pink haired twinky enby, wearing a for fitting black dress/top with a pentacle shaped in straps across the chest and long, flowing sleeves

Woodborg@woodborg· Oct 9

Well, if you insist Temu

An advert on YouTube for Temu showing a black brick wall, with "GROUP SEX" written on top with what was clearly a neon pen in some kind of image editor and not a neon light.

Woodborg@woodborg· Oct 5

Woooo!

A sticker with a crudely drawn Bill Cipher (a yellow illuminati pyramid with arms, legs and a top hat) raising his arms with text around it reading "Hello kids! Time to sin!"

Woodborg@woodborg· Sep 21

Used Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds Sweatpants!

Woodborg@woodborg· Sep 20

Quote an unfiltered photo and say your age 32

Me! A white, pink haired enby with the hair cut short.
I'm squinting one eye and opening the other wide as I stick my tongue out.

Woodborg@woodborg· Aug 9

Saw this gorgeous friend on my way home from work I have no idea how they got up there

A fox standing on top of a green shop roof, looking down at the camera.

Woodborg@woodborg· Jul 19

And my favourite bathroom graff

A white sticker on a white bathroom wall with "Go piss Girl!" written on it in marker.