Wormhole of the Midwest

@wormhole42

Paranoid Android Computer Repair shop owner Mental Health Awareness Advocate Harm Reduction Former aviation guy Former military guy all of me splayed out to see..

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Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· 17d

Be like Sean because Bruce is a douche nozzle.

The first picture is Sean Tresvant, the CEO of Taco Bell. When cyclospora was found to be sickening people, he ordered all his restaurants to stop serving the potentially infected produce to customers. The second picture is Bruce Taylor, the CEO of Taylor Farms. When the FDA said it was his product that was the source of the outbreak, he went to the White House and talked to Trump. Several hours later, the FDA said it was a "false positive." Don't be like Bruce. Be like Sean.

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· Jul 11

Here's my neighbors cat that sneaks into the laundry room through a small hole somewhere behind the furnace and then gets into a tub full of dirty bed sheets to nap. It's been in there all night and day yesterday. Much nicer than my own kitty though. 😂

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· Jun 19

I forgot is Dr McKay, Dr Rodney McKay on this platform yet? Where is he because we need to get some weird thing to do with quantum physics and a Wormhole so we can get all of us back to the right timeline or dimension. #stargate #wormhole

Dr Rodney McKay from Stargate TV series franchise in a meme that says, "McKay thinks your ideas are ridiculous" at the top and then "and most of all stupid" at the bottom all in white bubbly font.

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· Jun 7

Saw this guy today. He was kinda grumpy but otherwise chill.

A dragon face with reddish horns and some greenish face and lots of teeth with some green trees behind him. He was hanging out at the local botanical gardens just chilling.

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· Jun 6

Found an old abandoned fairy house while walking in the woods.

An old abandoned fairy village in the woods.

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· May 20

AI pipe wrench can't hurt you.. AI pipe wrench 😱

A fucked up looking AI pipe wrench because AI doesn't know what anything about using a pipe wrench. Shit I'm surprised the person hands holding it have all the right amount of fingers.

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· May 20

The 80's were such a trip for us born in the 70's. I remember first watch this and couldn't stop thinking about how crazy wicked this guy looked but in a creepy way that I didn't like. Tim Curry sure was something and I had no idea it was him until recently. 🤣

The Lord of Darkness from Legend (1985) played by Tim Curry but you'd never know it.

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· May 10

Awe man I missed caturday by sleeping and watching weeds

A dark picture of a dark room with some light from a TV and in the center front you see a sleeping gray kitty cat with her eyes closed and head kind of slumped over and whiskers sticking out and looking white from the light and just sticking out like kitty whiskers do. You can see the slight top of a wrist and hand just behind her on the right which is holding her backside as she's wedged into the armpit of the person laying with her.

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· May 2

How did this happen?

Danny says Smells Like Teen Spirit Airlines and just below that Fozofthedead says These guys move fast with a picture of a Spirit Halloween Jumbo Jet.

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· Apr 29

Y'all ever have oxtail?

Oxtail with rice, beans, and cabbage in a white styrofoam takeout container from a small Caribbean style restaurant in Kansas City.

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· Apr 29

Folks just call him Buckethead!!!

Picture of a man wearing a KFC chicken bucket on his head with black bushy hair hiding a white mask standing on a stage playing a custom white electric Gibson Les Paul guitar with killswitch. The background is black behind him with hues or blue lighting covering everything else like some amps and speakers just behind him and maybe a man and another person standing in the shadows in the back just right of Buckethead. He was raised in a chicken coop and learned guitar to play for his chicken friends.

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· Apr 22

But Scaramouche was a really good swordsman! 😂 "I cannot learn the sword from the man who taught my enemy! I must learn from the man who taught the man that taught my enemy!" Or something like that. Good movie.

Scaramouche technicolor movie film poster art. I believe it was a 1953 MGM classic. It has the actors names like Stewart Granger and Janet Leigh.

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· Apr 7

I love them. Cats are the best man. Here's mine from just a few mins ago.

My MPG (miss pinky gray) a gray tabby cat is sleeping peacefully belly up on a multicolored crocheted blanket.

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· Apr 6

Hey Gerl you got that Gerwalk?

Robotech Battroid Jet Robot in GERWALK mode where it's still looks like half an F-14 fighter jet on top and bit robot legs and arms hanging below it. White background with the white and red striped design of the fighter right in the center like an illustration or animation cell still.

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· Mar 14

I didn't even see this. Messing with the kitty has its consequences.

An image of a forearm with an inch long kitty claw scratch on it.

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· Mar 5

I've had this cotton swab saved for a few months on my nightstand only because I thought it looked like Earthworm Jim. I just threw it away because it's dumb to keep it because of that reason only.

Picture of a cotton swab with a lot of extra cotton on the end hanging off making it look like, to me, Earthworm Jim from the old videogames.

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· Feb 26

Live, Laugh, Laserbeak Scraaawk!!! Pew pew pew pew

Laserbeak flying at you blasting at you.

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· Feb 22

This is difficult. There's been so many favs over the years from the different subgenres. I haven't even thought of this in awhile. I'll have to go down this rabbit hole soon but in the meantime I'll just say Haruko or Haruhi for now. Oh but there's also the Major! Oof I'm not adding more. 😩 😂

Haruko Haruhara from FLCL (aka fooly cooly) anime. This is an image of her from the top view while sitting on her yellow vespa scooter with her pink hair goggle and bass guitar and is a popular image from the series and most recognized.

Haruhi Suzumiya is an anime character from the series The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and she is seen here in her blue and while sailor style school uniform with her notable characteristic yellow ribbon in her hair and she's pointing at us. She also has the red SOS Brigade arm band.

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· Feb 9

Man I was dirtier than I thought. Maybe I should bathe more than ones a century. Haha

A picture of a very filthy bathtub with filthy bathtub water. Apparently the neighborhood had been flushing the hydrants nearby and they apparently stir up stuff in the lines (is what the city has said). So no, all that dirt is not from me taking a shower or bath.

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· Feb 9

This is my current chart but I don't really understand how to read them yet.

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· Feb 9

I'm irrelevant lol

Screenshot of the bluesky map thingy the guy made. It shows me in a group nearest the Irreverent Internet Comedians cluster of green dots which I think is funny in and of itself.

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· Feb 2

This shit cracks me up. When they make characters all small or chibi.

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· Jan 11

Man, I really am all about delayed reaction but my kids rock show really rocked earlier. Damn!

Picture of a band on a stage with string lights behind them, guitar and bass players up front and drums to the rear but up on a higher platform. The young man in the front center playing guitar and singing is my son and he wrote all of the music. It was their first ever live performance in front of an audience. They rocked out and had an amazing show! They did a great job. The band is Sevin Shayne and can be found on Bandcamp and Spotify. Please support your local rock bands and musicians.

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· Jan 1

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· Dec 25

I was Calvin at one point and at another I was Hobbes.

Calvin and Hobbes the comic strip characters wearing santa hats and making faces at you the reader.

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· Dec 24

Remember this one?

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· Dec 18

Apparently the other night I was really high and being silly and taking selfies for some reason.. and then putting them in collage form. Will probably delete soon er or later.

A collage type image with four separate pictures in a film negative kind of style of a deranged wormhole matt looking like he's having some kind of odd inner debate with himself (the camera) to include flailing hand gestures.

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· Dec 14

I thought we talked about this 😂

An illustration of a right hand holding a plastic spray bottle pulling the trigger and spraying it off to the left. Then there is the word "No." in red letters just below the spray and to the left of the bottle.

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· Nov 30

Awe I missed caturday oh well every day is caturday. I like to zoom in on it.

A picture taken from me of the floor in front of my just off the couch where the side of a table is there and just behind the far leg lays a gray cat just laying there with her head poking out looking up at me. You can see her paws and legs just in the bit of space behind the leg slightly under the table.

Wormhole of the Midwest@wormhole42· Nov 16

Was sick of the traditional so here's an animated unsolicited Dick pic.