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@wormwitch
contemptible woman gnasher of teeth unironic solanasist #1 dillo ally discord same as handle : moots & ascetics only Suggestions & Hate Mail : ngl.link/wormwitch_ $Wormwitch give me tribute, fill my coffers
hi fellas, my dearest and shortest friend Tiny hit a sinkhole on his skateboard in Philly the other week due to neglect by the city (they were alerted multiple times prior and have still yet to fill it) if you have anything you could toss his way it would be much appreciated!! (more info below)
smdh the youngshits these days know nothing of their heritage, don’t even know about 4chan trap general & trap mode aesthetic, truly it is eternally summer. *shakes cane*
my butch husband made me in tomodachi life. this is my room, and they made it so I can’t walk more than 2 feet out the door. they said they like that i’m nice and contained and easily accessible 😭
what do you mean Kars4Kids is an israeli front that funnels ~$45 million annually into its sister program Oorah, which uses the funds to purchase property in Israel and their mascot is a literal stack of cash like you are pulling my leg right now
i refuse to top im in a relationship where i was always inevitably designated the top and that’s a big part of why we dont have sex anymore if someone tries to make me top we gonna look like this
i finally got thru my executive disfunction and set all this shit back up 😩
we should bring back putting a bunch of color/lighting filters on photos. we should be making twilight edits of every selfie.
cocksucker wasnt literate enough to understand what i wrote. came up with a brand new meaning in-between gargling fat loads.
trump backing renaming of ICE to NICE, literally just doing the adventure time bit