Wrygrin
@wrygrin
Riffing the world. Satire, sarcasm, silliness, and more in one easy-to-use package. Enjoys B-Movies, Bad TV, Pop Culture of all types.
"Let's see 'Guys who made fun of me in high school,' 'teachers I had a crush on'... here it is 'dirty sounding nicknames'." #BMovieManiacs
"Get me the Power Station." "Sorry, but Robert Palmer has gone solo. Would you like to speak to a densely made up woman pretending to play bass?" #BMovieManiacs
"The beemer must be destroyed." "But I still owe $15000 to the bank." #BMovieManiacs
"You know, jerkin'." "I am sure you're very well acquainted with jerkin'." #BMovieManiacs
"What's happened here, Sheriff?" "Splurrr nwish blllerggg bllerrgggg." #BMovieManiacs
"Right here, on this street, back in the good old days, I would be knee deep in my own filth by 9 pm." #BMovieManiacs
"Tonight's Cyborg brought to you by Budweiser, the king of beers." #BMovieManiacs
"Hello, Liz. I'm leaving the bureau and you and going to Hawaii." #BMovieManiacs