WST Fake Pitchbot
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A parody of American soccer journalism and content creation. Have a tip? DMs open
The most LinkedIn-ass post ever. Real “y’all hate me, thanks for having me” vibes. Thank you, Seattle!
Alexi Lalas: In ‘94 I was on a flight in the middle seat, economy, and the woman next to me asks, “you can make money playing soccer?” That woman was a…what do you English call it? She was a c…
The lack of self-awareness on display at the other place continues to be unmatched
Just 30 days out from the World Cup, HBO premieres new docuseries “U.S. Against the World”. The five-part docuseries, which chronicles the USMNT's journey from the 2022 World Cup to the 2026 tournament, once again reminds us all that Berhalter is to blame.
It’s never a good thing when the far left and the far right agree on something
Congratulations to Chris Richards, Folarin Balogun, Matt Freese, Timothy Weah, and Alejandro Zendejas on their World Cup 2026 USMNT roster spots!
Desperate for your X to give you one more chance. Just come on over. Your friends are waiting…
As seen on the other place. Kicking myself for not having come up with this. Gotta do better.
Props to Italy for the elite hater creativity the USA does not have
Each US Soccer fan can only apply for 2 tickets per match? So families can basically get f’d according to US Soccer. US Soccer rightfully throwing FIFA under the bus for pricing, but its own allocation policies are very, very disappointing. This World Cup is a bust
The winners of the WST Pitchbot Razzies have been announced over on the crap app. Sharing this here because I know there are folks here that will appreciate it and also I’m really proud of my AI skillz