It's only one poll, and there are others that show him doing significantly better, but these are some brutal numbers for El Sayed.

We know the answer.

Really should've been the only option:

Weird Al plays for the Dolphins.

Same energy:

If the phrase "this fucking guy" was a face:

The Houthis:

Bye, bitch.

Also this:

This sums it up, and doesn't even cover everything since it doesn't include all of Trump's horrors.

I'm adding a third article for sporting a Simple Jack haircut in public.

Reminds me of this:

We're doing a webinar this week on the impact of the Hormuz crisis on our industry and I asked ChatGPT to create a rough draft infographic map based on (accurate) data I fed it. This is what it came up with. Yeah, somehow I'm not worried when Sam Altman says AI is going to eat my job in 6 months.

My guess at Iran's reaction:

Paul is an expert on getting the shit kicked out of him so there are many roles in the Trump administration he'd be qualified for.

Zelenskyy: www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/202...