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a luxurious garbage cave for my brain to nest in she/her | 30s

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(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· 13d

no cheating, post your lock screen

my phone lock screen. it’s art of a little black cat sitting in the bottom left corner of a pink field against a green background. in the center of the image it says “every now and then, i think i understand why roosters start the day screaming.” art by @purrinink

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· 17d

VICTORY IS MINE

scoreboard from smush, a word game by hank green and john green. finally played a perfect game that scored over 1k (total score 1302)

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· 28d

someday i will break 1k someday

perfect game played for 950 points on smush, the word game created by hank green and john green

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· 29d

obsessed with this (bookmark) comment on my obsessive possessive toxic asshole murder husbands destiel au

This was so so cute 🥹 and the murdering was written fabulously too!

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· Jul 17

hell yeah hell yeah my brain feels so fat right now

a perfect game played on smush, a word game made by hank green and john green

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· Jun 18

my textbook is flipping me off

image of some of the bones and muscles that make up hands. the middle finger of each hand is up.

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· Mar 26

i am once again asking for hole

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· Mar 13

that's fair

an ao3 comment that reads:

i wish you a group of cats yelling under your window

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· Mar 11

time to find an INJECT IT compliant fic and snuggle up with it in bed tiermaker.com/create/ao3-t...

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· Feb 28

the united states violated the olympic truce and should absolutely not be allowed to host the games or compete in upcoming games but lol

As of 2022, the modern Olympic Truce starts one week before the main opening ceremony of the 2022 Winter Olympics and ends one week after the closing ceremony of the 2022 Winter Paralympics. The Truce has been violated multiple times in the modern history of the Games, including by the United States and its allies during the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and by Russia, with the most recent breach coming in 2022 with the Russian invasion of Ukraine. This violation was a contributing factor to Russian and Belarusian athletes being excluded from the Paralympic Games and the subsequent suspension of most Russian and Belarusian athletes from the 2024 Summer Olympics and 2026 Winter Olympics.

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· Feb 28

it’s his birthday he’ll nap in weird positions if he wants to

my mini cockapoo bodie laying on an ottoman with his back legs dangling over the side

my mini cockapoo bodie laying on a pillow with his head awkwardly propped up on another pillow

my mini cockapoo bodie laying squished up awkwardly against a pillow

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· Feb 17

don't watch figure skating it'll only break your heart

black and white picture of someone standing with their head in a cannon

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· Feb 17

AMI'S GIANT SMILE EVERY TIME SHE NAILED AN ELEMENT #MilanoCortina2026

left side says "i will protect it," "i want to see it grow up healthy," and "i want to tell my friends and neighbors about it," and a bubble is filled in on the right for "strongly agree" with every statement

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· Feb 16

a man laying on his stomach on the ground, smiling and giving two thumbs up, while his ass is literally on fire.

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· Feb 12

i have a slog of a work day in an office that is weirdly hot and no figure skating to look forward to later but i have the office to myself and i got cute af new boots

the cutest boots you ever did see. black ankle boots that have laces on the side that are tied up into a bow. it kind of looks like a corset for my ankle. but cute.

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· Feb 8

it makes me very happy to know these doofuses are gonna get medals together on the team podium

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· Feb 7

if i had a nickel for every time a costume was inspired by this design i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but weird that it happened twice #MilanoCortina2026

a paper dixie cup: white with thick blue streaks and a thin purple streak

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· Feb 7

the notion that yuma deserved only a +1 GOE on a single one of those elements lmfao j4 must be the american #MilanoCortina2026

yuma's protocols from the team event short program

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· Feb 7

that's rough buddy too bad you didn't want to send jason "always comes in clutch" brown or tomoki "had a strong amazing season" hiwatashi instead of andrew "remembers how to skate once a season" torgashev or maxim "he's just here for the media circus we will create" naumov 🤡

screenshot from parks and recreation of one of leslie knope's slideshow presentations. it's a blue screen with three large bullet points:

-YOU BLEW IT
-SUPER HARD
-COMPLETE BUFFOONERY

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· Jan 30

sometimes the news is good www.joe.co.uk/news/billion...

News | 30th Jan 2026
Billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· Jan 28

every once in a while i remember to poke through the bookmarks to see if there are new comments on my fics and while i'm divorced from kl/vld this is so insanely empowering lmfao. thank you random citizen this bitch is gonna stop avoiding her wip and go write some shit until she passes out 🕺

youre the only one that gets it in this bitch of a klance tag.

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· Jan 26

castiel from supernatural, after his vessel was taken over by the leviathan. his trenchcoat is splattered in blood, there are black veins crawling up the side of his face, and he's smiling a creepy smile.

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· Jan 26

another snippet from my spn au with the working title "dean has many friends and none of them are dead" #destiel #wip #wipsnips

“No no no no no please don’t I’m begging y—oh, <i>fuck you</i>,” Jo roars. On the floor beside her, Kevin cackles. “I can’t believe you blue-shelled me <i>again</i>.”

“You do seem to kind of have it out for her,” Garth says, popping another handful of crumbled up potato chips in his mouth. Blueberry looks up hopefully, undeterred by the dozen other times her Puppy Dog Eyes, complete with Head Tilt, have failed to earn her a chip.

“It’s nothing personal,” Kevin says. “It’s just that she’s always in first and it’s pissing me off and I have to destroy her.”

Jo snatches up the controller she’d tossed on the floor. There’s a terrifyingly manic glint in her eye as she says, “You can try, Kevin Tran.”

Garth puts a hand on Kevin’s shoulder. “Don’t rise—“ he tries to say in a calming tone, but he’s cut off by Kevin hissing, “I will succeed, Joanna Beth Harvelle, and leave Diddy Kong as a bloodied, mangled corpse on the side of the road.”

“Wow,” Jack says, wide-eyed as he stares at Kevin and fails to notice the sauce that drips off the slice of pizza he’s holding and on to his white t-shirt.

“Yay, Game Night,” Dean deadpans.

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· Jan 26

when your scrivener writing history is like that oscar wilde quote and you feel like a real writer

screenshot of part of my scrivener writing history that says:

jan 19, 2026: 1
jan 18, 2026: -1

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· Jan 26

the meme of someone doing a powerpoint presentation in class and the slide on the board says:

IN CONCLUSION

-i am bitter

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· Jan 25

this time i'm having frodo/aragorn feelings?? help aragorn: i would have gone with you to the end me:

cartoon of person lying on the floor in a pool of their own tears

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· Jan 22

the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak #4ContsFigure

4CC Women FS
Friday, January 23⋅3:00 – 6:45am

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· Jan 22

No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.

my mini cockapoo bodie laying on the floor with his legs splooted out while his head rests on top of his big fat purple dragon squishmallow. he has one paw under his head and looks like he’s just Done. a small army of toys are scattered on the floor in the background because i spoil the shit out of this boy.

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· Jan 21

"In general, the job of a caucus leader is to unify the caucus, rather than take idiosyncratic personal votes." YOU DON'T SAY "'They’ll just yell at Trump as he escalates and hope people forget and don’t punish them for failing to use what little power they had when it mattered.'"

toby from the west wing sitting at his desk behind his computer with his chin smooshed into his hand and saying, "i have hatred in my heart."

(⊙‿⊙✿)@xhappyccino· Jan 20

if i do enough of these while being the slowest writer on earth i may eventually post this entire wip in snippets #destiel #wip #wipsnips