once more unto the breach

seeing all these yellowy pictures of Toronto today and it's just missing one thing

two day manhunt

captured zola navigating the spiral staircase, which she (rightfully) still doesn’t trust

bad posters getting called out by today's trending topics

i’ve been blessed with a sighting of the backyard opossum

Sell your book in five words "disaster gays vs kickstarter assassins"

it took sitting through Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 but i found the funniest Leatherface scene in 52 years of franchise history

zola and her emotional support pillow update

started this book a couple days ago. if there's one thing i love above all in storytelling, it's narratives that wander off into smaller stories within them like a russian nesting doll and this is scratching that itch so hard.

this chain of storage places in Omaha always has the most dramatic signage for a business that’s 15 degrees from throwing stuff in a dumpster

this is exactly the plot of HAMLET 2

see? she needed it

no you cannot have her pillow, she might need it

a sure sign of my mental state whenever i’m investing a oversized amount of hope in a fortune cookie being right

i spent so much of my life making messes of them that now i occasionally post a perfectly made omelette to the timeline as a brag

when i slip a pillow under her cinder block noggin

i love this movie so much i turned its poster into a promo for CROWDED (100% thanks to @brandtandstein.com somehow entertaining my dumb request)

wrapping up the day with my book at The Reading Room - a place just to come and read - with big comfy chairs, gentle music, ambient lighting and amazing cocktails. i’ve never fallen in love with a business faster.

meanwhile zola is just chilling thru the military style assault like “wake me up when there are treats available”

turns out there is a whole ass fireworks show across the street

finished today and i loved it. the horniest horror book i’ve read in a real long time with the classic premise that having the butch girl you've pined over for years top you is the surest way to keep a demon from devouring your future.

JAWS (1975)

fireworks have really kicked off tonight but zola remains the most unbothered dog

helped replace my mom’s demolished phone which somehow still worked and made phone calls. it’s kind of impressive, never seen a phone so wrecked.

"i gotta feeling this marriage is gonna work out okay for us"

zola shot from below always looks her most innocent

one thing that always excites me about coming back to Omaha is getting to hit up this 3-store pizza chain that has two sizes: little baby and giant monster. super affordable, good combos and within walking distance.

wrapped up my pride month reading with a couple of very trans horror books - HERCULINE by Grace Byron (culty/demonic) and TRANSMUTED by Eve Harms (big time body horror)

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