Chris Nolan could never

Couldn’t get tickets to the Greek movie but we’re eating Greek food and I can’t imagine any film is better than this plate of flaming cheese

New aquarium is set up! 2.5 gallons, no filter, once the water cycles and plants are set I’ll add a shrimp colony.

TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY DOLLARS for this?! What the fuck. Are these witch planes instead of floor cleaners?

I can’t hear you

Got my grippy socks and my assless dress, I’m ready for my stomach close-up, Mr DeMille

OMG COMPLAINING ON THE INTERNET WORKED!!

I had Aeros alumnus John Scott sign an ancient shirt for me and it’s one of my prize possessions 😍 A top tier logo for sure.

Hockey bodies are CRAZY!! (These were saved on my phone, as if they’re my children or important moments in my life 🤣🤣)

So. GOOD.

I love it! The tiki bar @gucky.bsky.social took us to in Austin brought me my rum flight on one of those airplane drink carts.

YES PLEASE!! The one I got with @weregeek.bsky.social at the Pacific Science Center is a most treasured possession. I’m so sad the the dozens I had from tourist traps in FL as a kid disappeared at some point

I’m definitely supposed to know what these are called but I’m so tired of listening to him talk about them

Hubs’ new gig is printing/embroidery and he made me this shirt. I don’t have the heart to tell him I’ve never seen this movie and get none of the references.

That’s almost as weird as saying the Texas Pledge every morning (This is a real thing)

Oh no I’m starving and NOT be trusted with a small plates menu 💸💸

This is where I live now.

Sully loves you, too.

This is Sully and she’s my new best friend in the whole world.

At some point PastKellie did the math and put my Brimley/ Cocoon date on my calendar. It’s today! I’m officially as old as Wilford Brimley was the day Cocoon was released 👴 I need a nap.

My maybe former bff @jenleepa.bsky.social insists I’ll love Traitors and I’m trying because I’ll follow Alan Cumming to hell and back but jfc these people are stupid

I’m right here, you know! 😅 (I love mine, it’s the perfect bag) [it’s very middle-aged white lady]

This is my new friend Bailey. She’s supposedly a collie but I think she’s half kaiju based on her size. Beautiful belly, please to be petting it now.

I watched the Vinnie Jones doc and remembered how good Guy Ritchie used to be. Roku: Are you looking for Snatch, Snatched, or Death Toilet: Invasion of the Potty Snatchers?

Fuck FIFA and all that but World Cup has given us the gift of the BEST TATER CHIPS EVER MADE. I’ve never had Brazilian garlic sauce but if the real thing tastes half as awesome as these chips it’s my new favorite food.

Synchronicity: this is the song playing while I read this

This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish your most recent cat picture from your phone.

I bent down to kiss Korra’s head at the same moment she looked up to say Mowww and I got to TASTE her toxic cat breath. I’m gonna die now, it’s been fun knowing y’all, dress crazy for my funeral please.