Brodie wants to catsplain what it’s like being 6

Put this on John Robert’s tombstone so everyone knows which to piss on

Hoist it

We have an 80 year old toddler who shit his pants as President

Sorry MLB, there shouldn’t be a game being played on this

Can the Mets hold an early lead?

Art created by the Miz

PCA playing a mean game of Twister during a Jacob Misiorowski strikeout

You know what to do Cubs fans!

Of course the Cardinals would give off a huge ‘where’s Ka$h Patel’ vide while celebrating a win

Weekend at Grampy’s Pt Deux: Putting the Crop back in Necrophilia

Like, do you even Tithe, bro?

Hegseth: We need to shoehorn another cross in there Subordinate: He’s attached to one Hegseth: How about we put one over his dick? Subordinate: You’ve still got it

Hegseth also announced the new official beverage of our military is now Mountain Dew Code Red

I’m voting Gantner

Glad they were specific about who’s nicknamed ‘Waddle’

He must not be able to golf this weekend

Everybody save this and the Reiner one for the big day, when shit birds try to scold you for it being the happiest day of your life

We’re going to need you to work on the diplomacy a bit, @normcharlatan.bsky.social

Give this guy the codes!!

So, windmills fuck up radar but lasers are fine to be shot near air pathways?

If I pay more than $150 can he NOT sit at my table?

If there’s a Super Bowl award for most consecutive years of making embarrassing decisions, this predator is going to Disney World!