LocalAppalachianCryptid
@yourstepdm
He/They/Any (Agender Cryptid) 34; Pan; Fox Owner; Non-monogamous Hello! 👋 You've found my page, take a breather! You'll probably find lots of nsfw things within. FAIR WARNING I GET MY JUNK OUT FROM TIME TO TIME HERE
A spades a spade and a butth obsessed- or something like that!! For anybody curious as to the source material: (You should be, Crooked Cat is rad)
Real actual image of when the world conspires against you (ruins your day)
Man I have been throwing Beatrix LeBeau (Slime Rancher) at the metaphorical wall of suggestion threads for YEARS (I mean this politely of course, no artist has ever owed me anything from a /suggestion/ post for cryin' out loud)
Well now I have share this one with formatting that looks like it says "Meat Coffee"
Meanwhile I need to keep my mfer away from sharp objects when it's close to feeding time (he doesn't deserve a cradle- you can have the best one)
Me every time Fresh Idiot (Kinki) comes across my internet adventures
