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modified banana@z-axis· 22d

ah... simpler times. take me back 🥲

Google result from NIH saying nostalgia is a psychological disorder. The joke is that I'm being nostalgic for when nostalgia was considered such.

modified banana@z-axis· Aug 14

happy southpark day

Picture of Rayna in front of the South Park Colorado sign in Fairplay. You can see a log cabin type building behind and a big blue sky. Rayna is wearing a Colorado downhill skateboarding shirt

modified banana@z-axis· Aug 9

now seated for king gizzard and the lizard wizard

Picture of the dj set opener for king gizz

Rayna and kimtrails sitting while they both wait for the show to start! Kimtrails has yellow hair and a cut pink dress, and then Rayna has a cute bright green dress and purple hair

modified banana@z-axis· Aug 8

people are already getting stuff up for FOV it looks like!

Screenshot showing the map from this app, which shows a KGATL, FOV ♥️, and gizz gator pixel art on the meadow Creek site

modified banana@z-axis· Aug 7

lucky me!

Picture of a Wendy's sign I saw in Cortez Colorado. It is a standard Wendy's sign but the text says
"misfortune
awaits
Lucky you"

The other side of the sign said the same thing

modified banana@z-axis· Aug 5

do y'all think i should follow up with holden? he still hasn't gotten back to me

Text message from a spam number, at the top it says "sent yesterday, follow up?"

The text says:

Hello! I am Holden I'd like to give you more information about a employment. Can we have a conversation now?

And then my reply says

Holden? Like "Holden Deeze Nuts"?

modified banana@z-axis· Aug 5

i was trying to tell them i usually just get paid on venmo for modeling and don't need to do the weird check thing, i wanted to trick them into exposing the address of one of their compromised venmo accounts so i could report it but had no luck. eventually got bored but they kept messaging for a bit

Email from my burner email to the scammer where I say

I've had people pay me on venmo before without issues though without having to confirm anything like this. Shouldn't you send me some small payment through the venmo so that I can confirm that it's really you, instead of sending you money? I'm just confused why this is necessary as I've never had to do this before with modeling work

Sent from Proton Mail Android

I know I’m stressing you but that’s how the client wants to check it you already received 500 is that no proof enough that this is no joke normally yes my client is supposed to send you a small amount to check the Venmo but you already have 500 already and we are just asking you to use that

modified banana@z-axis· Aug 4

before and after frankie and the witches fingered me this week (i went to see frankie and the witch fingers at a concert this week with iguana death cult opener)

Rayna in front of her bathroom mirror, with green "trash classic" themed eyeshadow in celebration of the new Frankie and the witch fingers album. She has purple and brown hair and a striped rust/blue shirt. This is before going to see Frankie and the witch fingers

Selfie of Rayna in front of a white hallway door, you can see her long brown and purple hair and rust/blue striped tank top. Her eyeshadow is green "trash classic" themed in celebration of the new Frankie and the witch fingers album. This is after going to see Frankie and the witch fingers

modified banana@z-axis· Aug 2

me and my 5x5! i'm still migrating from spotify and i think missed some stuff... i had not heard the new wet leg and i thought it was super good. i also loved moon goons!

Rayna in a mirror selfie, you can see her purple hair, purple patterned shirt, and purple phone case. She has long curly hair and is in her hallway with a linen closet

My 5x5 with 5 blanks (roadside picnic is an audiobook and doesn't count).

Sego, wet leg, iguana death cult, Frankie and the witch fingers, dirty art club, king gizzard, flaming lips, moon goons, Kurt vile, orb, animal collective, built to spill, kikagaku moyo, and led Zeppelin

modified banana@z-axis· Jul 28

i got to go to my first grand rounds last week. it was a fun experience but i was seriously disappointed by the lack of biscuits...

Picture of Pillsbury grands biscuits

Its a blue tube with a tin colored lid on the side that you can see. The label says
"Buttermilk Pillsbury grands
Flaky layers
8 biscuits"
With a picture of a tasty biscuit on the right.

The joke is that the biscuit is like a grand round, and I was expecting there to be these specific biscuits at the meeting.

modified banana@z-axis· Jul 27

it smells like UPDIKE in here... why is trucking so trans and lesbian coded?

Picture of the back of a white 18 wheeler truck that says "UPDIKE" at the top of the back of the truck.

This is funny because it's like that joke about up dog, where someone says something about it smelling like "up dog", prompting the joke victim to say "what's up dog". Here, the joke is that the joke victims would say "what's up dyke" to me

modified banana@z-axis· Jul 26

me and the 25 albums i listened to this week! lucius and funkadelic on here twice for some reason, and then a blank space because my YTM isn't set up to scrobble, but i also listened to phantom island, laminated denim, and intercepted message (oh sees)

Rayna in front of her progressively dirtier hallway mirror. You can see her long purple hair has been dyed recently, with fresh dye on the hair clip closed on the hem of her shirt. She's wearing some blue striped shirt and black shorts

The 25 albums I listened to this week!
Mewithoutyou, protomartyr, Frankie and the witch fingers, dirty art club, black Sabbath, king gizzard, animal collective, funkadelic, iguana death cult, like Roberts, Isidor.

modified banana@z-axis· Jul 20

"gc coffee"???

modified banana@z-axis· Jul 19

5x5! brother,sister has been one of my favorite albums since 08 and still is really impactful. i also accidentally got into billy strings

Rayna I. Front of the usual hall mirror. She has long brown and purple hair and a tie dye shirt! You can see some of her tattoos

25 albums I listened to this week. Its actually missing a couple and I think I need to time when I take these better. There's billy strings, mewithoutyou, king gizz, mspaint, maruja, they're gutting a body of water, damaged bug, draag, snag/coma regalia, maruja, true widow, natural child, night beats, sonic youth, a place to bury strangers, guerilla toss, dark design, Jackie daytona

modified banana@z-axis· Jul 16

yes, exactly this

Screenshot from my tweet draft channel where I say "I actually like having trauma and would go back in time to traumatize myself if I had to". There is a yellow heart react emoji that was applied to the draft by my partner 🥰

modified banana@z-axis· Jul 12

me and my 5x5! pure adult 1 and 2 and the new panda bear were the new albums this week and they were all incredible. i also love how the album art for panda bear, imaginal disk, and the damaged bug album are looking off the same direction. like, what's up there and to the right?

Rayna standing in front of her hallway mirror, she has long brown curly hair with washed out purple dye . She's wearing a striped tank top and some booty shorts. You cant see the text but they say "fuck around, find out" on the back.

My 5x5, a grid of 25 albums I listened to this week. Sonic youth, orb, king gizz, Magdalena bay, panda bear, cava, Viagra boys, damaged bug, the comet is coming, reverend kristen miller, and pure life

modified banana@z-axis· Jul 9

how i look when i'm about to ask the lowe's guy if he knows where i can find the right screw

Rayna looking a little perplexed in an aisle of screws that are all too long or too wide 😩. She's wearing a tie dye shirt with a king gizzard alligator on it that says "queen gizzard" and has long curly brown/purple hair

modified banana@z-axis· Jul 8

yeah i think they're using it in more of a counter culture sort of sense? i got "true goth" which i don't see how it would really apply

Rayna jock-nerd/prep-goth test results which says she is 82% goth and 19% goth which places her in the "true goth" category. The results are displayed as a graph on a multicolored grid to indicate alignment with each of those groups.

modified banana@z-axis· Jul 6

felt cute, might go chasing these later

Rayna standing in front of some artificial waterfalls, she's wearing a black crop top and some black jean shorts.

modified banana@z-axis· Jul 6

it makes a really satisfying sound when it drops

modified banana@z-axis· Jul 6

i finished designing and printing the first prototype for my guillotine toy 🥰

black 3d printed parts that can be assembled into a guillotine toy

rayna holding the assembled guillotine toy, there is what *APPEARS* to be blood on the blade and her bandaged hand. She is wearing her cute red pajamas that her dad said she shouldn't wear in public

modified banana@z-axis· Jul 3

if i get any more of these emails i am going to lablowblow my head off

Two emails from Alibaba, the first says "🔍 labubu is now trending"
The second says "📦 labubu priced for your needs"
Post is a joke

modified banana@z-axis· Jul 1

broken helmet collection! i was really rough on my visors after i stopped covering them with stickers. you can kind of see the sticker inside my visor that says "do it pussy :)", basically every inch was covered in stickers

Four broken helmets sitting on two shelves. You can see the visor of one is split, the visor of another has come off fully, another has the visor bolt sheared off, and the other has the visor intact but covered in stickers to the point where it blocks the view

modified banana@z-axis· Jul 1

this is my helmet that i crashed head first into a parked car going 35mph, i ended up spending 13 days in the hospital. ive removed the liner to show the EPS foam inside, which visually is undamaged. you should replace any helmet after an impact even if it looks undamaged!

The top of my downhill skate helmet, you can see an Omen "dicker" and a "Fuck this industry" sticker. The helmet visor is covered in stickers that says "#maryhillandchill"

The inside of my helmet. You can see the white EPS foam is undamaged

modified banana@z-axis· Jun 28

another week, another 5x5! some new stuff this week, and then I keep coming back to PVA and YHWH Nailgun. really enjoyed adult jazz but it was also some of the weirder stuff this week!

Rayna in front of a lesbian pride flag and general classic pride flag. She's wearing a tie dye shirt and you can see her long self -cut and dyed hair

My 5x5! More dirty art club, phantom island and a bunch of other king gizz, YHWH Nailgun, saya gray, Viagra boys, guerilla toss, party dozen, Caroline policheck, and adult jazz

modified banana@z-axis· Jun 27

hey, your skin looks real dry, like you should probably moisturize!

Picture of Rayna imitating a scene from Silence of the Lambs where buffalo bill is telling the victim to put lotion on her skin. Its taken from below, she is wearing a tank top and harem styled pants, and is holding a small white dog (just like the dog from silence of the lambs)

modified banana@z-axis· Jun 24

i have been on estrogen for 4 years 🥳

Rayna in the hallway, you can see the bed has been stripped of sheets (they are washing) and her herb garden in the craft/music/plant room. She's wearing a shirt that says AFAB

Rayna in the hallway, she's wearing a crop top that says AFAB

modified banana@z-axis· Jun 23

the syringe goes in the little white arms on the tool, and then it is spring loaded and after you prime it you can just press the button and it sticks you. then you push the plunger down and finish the injection

My purple auto injector cocked and ready to stick

modified banana@z-axis· Jun 22

tool without the syringe/needle

modified banana@z-axis· Jun 22

my hand is sort of in the way but this is using it!