Zach Rapport@zachrapport· 11d What if we kissed next to the official Jay Feely campaign Cybertruck
Zach Rapport@zachrapport· 19d Watching ER end to end and finally got to this fucking loser
Zach Rapport@zachrapport· Jul 3 Roses are red
Some trees are birch
Zach Rapport@zachrapport· May 11 When your dog farts and it smells like a thick cloud of wet hot poop
Zach Rapport@zachrapport· Apr 29 Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
Zach Rapport@zachrapport· Apr 26 I mean look at this guy. I’m sold.
Zach Rapport@zachrapport· Apr 18 Drop your crime-fighting Catholics
Zach Rapport@zachrapport· Feb 6 Even from a great distance, Stafford’s teeth look ludicrous
Zach Rapport@zachrapport· Jan 17 Walnuts: a cross between coconut flesh and candle wax
Zach Rapport@zachrapport· Jan 16 Does Gary, Indiana still smell like industrial poopie? Unrelated: new Bears logo just dropped
Zach Rapport@zachrapport· Jan 13 When you’ve eaten nothing but raw kale for three days on your darkness retreat and yer shiddin’ in the middle of a pitch black room
Zach Rapport@zachrapport· Dec 26 This AND Packers in the playoffs? Say less.
Zach Rapport@zachrapport· Dec 21 Van Heusen Russian nesting doll
Zach Rapport@zachrapport· Nov 27 When you don’t love Thanksgiving but at least the Packers are on.