𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐
@zachsamaphone
Is your shit posting locally sourced?
Did I catch anything last night? No. Did the kids catch a solid 7 each? Yes.
While you losers were working all day, I got stoned and wandered around a parking lot and found more cool rocks. Stick that in your 401k nerd
Glizz the Season (All beef, cheddar dog. Grilled, carm onions, dijonaise with local hot sauce, tomato, cheddar, green onion 🌭)
Happy daddy day to David Gilmour. Thanks for always being there for me
365 sexy days without that dang booze for the second time in my life 🦦
In other news, I sold my digital amp modeling setup because I just couldn’t get behind it. So here’s some direct from amp, with a U-vibe and Delay Pink Floyd. Shoutout to my sponsorship from the weed and doobie committee
Friendly reminder that my rhododendron could beat the living shit out of Sully’s rhododendron
We have shelved the crèm of the Stephen King book haul. Lot Jesus alerted me to the fact that they’re all original first pressing hardcovers, with the Bachman Books on mass paperback. Not pictured is the other 28 books
It has been one year to the day since @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social sharted and tried to convince us all via (damning) post claiming that he didn’t shart when he in fact, sharted.
Wisconsin needs to tell the mosquitos to calm down this early in the year
Shoutout to my former dirt work company for these really nice Carhartt hoodies from your Christmas party. I had a seamstress pull their logs and started my official Workingman’s Dead Carhartt clothing line.
Ope, smoked a pork shoulder all day(smoked many weed pots) and got some dangle lighties dingled and Dildo Baggins got to go outside and hiss at everything
What makes you think you’re something special when you smile?
And night comes so quiet, it's close on the heels of the day
This should offset the hemorrhaging the Honda did to my bank account earlier today pretty well
Limping a car 40 miles at 530am to a town with 300 people where the parts store had two spark plugs and the mechanic lets you borrow tools in the parking lot so you can make it home kinda day Smoke em if you got em