Zaftig Pink
@zaftigpink
Cartoonist with a naturist bent. Life is absurd, why not be naked for it? Follow me: Buy stuff: sweetteaswamp.redbubble.com
Enjoy the natural bounty of Florida by eating oranges and walking around naked. If you can't make it to Florida, you can buy a T-Shirt and deceive people into thinking you've been to Florida. It'll be more convincing if you're also eating an orange. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1826...
Let's get together and enjoy hot dogs, beer, and social nudity! And invite everyone to join us by displaying this keen design available on one of the many products in my online store! www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1825...
Put down the screen you're looking at this on, get naked, and get outside. Then come back and pick up that screen to order a sticker from my online store, but just that. Then get naked again. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1823...
It's summer, it's camping season, the perfect time to get out and go natural. And then slap a sticker on your Subaru from my online store to prove to everyone driving behind you that you did. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1822...
So I've hit a few unusually high speed bumps lately, hope to be back to Substack soon. Meanwhile, there's a few new designs in my online store. www.redbubble.com/people/sweet...
Big sale up over at Redbubble if you're in the mood for some swag. Up to 40% off on some stuff. That's one more than 39! www.redbubble.com/people/sweet...
Escape those winter blues by taking a little trip in your mind. And avoiding whoever is annoying you. New design available in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1791...
Spring is sorta, kinds here - and we all know that among the several things that means is World Naked Gardening Day is coming up fast. Get this year's design on a t-shirt just in time to not wear it for May 2nd! www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1790...
Agnother gnew design in my online store for you to share the joys of gnudity. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1787...
Gnormalize gnudity! Yet agnother gnome-themed design available now in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1786...
In case anyone has any questions, have a sticker handy! New design in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1786...
This won't be gnews to many of you, but gnudity is gnatural. Gnew design available in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1786...
Let everyone know you're a gnudist. New design available in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1783...
The recent article over on @planetnude.co about Naked Kaiju Women by @naturistpunk.bsky.social reminded me of this strip I drew years ago, possibly while stoned. If you fine this amusing, you should go read the article. Even if you don't find it amusing, you should go read the article.
Just be naked, just be happy. New design available in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1781...