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some jerk@zakbirdname· Jun 23

Yo the book i was worried would never arrived arrived. Hell yeah. Complaining yesterday surely made it apparate today. Now I gotta watch all of final space in preparation to read it.

The final space finale book. It's a book because the show was used as a tax write off. Fuck David zazlav. Anyway i set it on a wooden record player next to a box of 380 straws my grandma got me years ago for some reason. I mostly cropped out the box of straws. The end.

some jerk@zakbirdname· Aug 20

Also, look at this pizza i made. It got stuck on the peel. that's why it looks like that.

Weird lopsided pizza with one part just jutting out in the bottom left corner because its square kinda

some jerk@zakbirdname· Aug 20

Look at this cool rock i saw on a hike last week

A cool rock in some water. It has like patterns going around in a band or whatever.

some jerk@zakbirdname· Jul 26

My mom sent me a recipe for a maximalist ass pizza and I asked if she wanted me to make it and she said if I wanted to so I made it. She didn't like it. I did. She didn't like the sweetness. And I mean it did have fig preserves on it. I thought it came together to taste kind of barbecue saucey.

Another weird shaped oblong pizza. Its got corn and basil omand shallots on top with some cherry tomatoes poking out from under the cheese because this is one of those deconstructed sauce pizzas. It was very messy to eat. Also it had bacon but that's under the cheese to you cant really see it. The end. Love you.

some jerk@zakbirdname· Jul 23

Also i had frozen breaded chicken, some bacon, and some ranch so I made a chicken bacon ranch pizza. Because I also still have pizza dough. I didn't take a picture of it before I cut it up and ate two pieces. It was good. Thought I'd share

Sliced up oblong pizza missing two slices lookin like the millennium falcon on an orange cutting board. Got some cut up breaded chicken breast on top but I put the bacon under the cheese because I was worried it'd burn so you can't see that part.

some jerk@zakbirdname· Jul 19

I made pizza. I kept the dough in a square container and it got stuck on the peel. That's why it looks like that. It was better than it looked. I made another pizza before this that was circular because I kept the dough in a circular container and it didn't stick on the peel. The end.