Zal
@zalthehybrid
That stripey dork that commissions WAY too much art. He/him|30s, minors DNI
“CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!” They say smuggly as they shove a stick of dynamite up their ass. “WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT HATERS!?” Before doing a half-assed backflip onto the detonation plunger.
If my Alzheimer’s riddled grandpa was a megalomaniac who knew how to use social media… it would looks like this… sense of time is extremely broken, never sleeps, is incoherent and agitated at these hours… they’re about the same age too…
Awwwww that’s how our old cat used to sleep. Just face planted. So majestic, I miss her.
Congrats! And well deserved! Thank you for the opportunity! I’m gonna post this dork as a place holder, if I win I’ll let ya pick from my giant roster of gals.
Tired/stresd all the time, going bald, loyalty member at Bed, Back, and BodyHurts store. But at least my idiot Blorbo still youthful, dumb and happy.