Why do both of my cats leave 3 kibbles?

What’s up with this scam?

Remember the Italian and Russian comedians who played native Americans in F-Troop?

Fierce.

I’m laughing in the face of death… or maybe a few weeks of explosive diarrhea.

Had this guy ever seen a horse?

I got talked into a Disney cruise. I’ve never been on a cruise before, but my overall impression is that it’s not for me. The good: the ship art and entertainment was amazing. The bad: food was plentiful and bland. Everything in your room is cramped compared to a similarly priced hotel room.

I didn’t even know there were Quaker parrots. 🦜

@themoopsy.bsky.social Thanks for not eating our kitten’s bones. We named her Peanut Hamper.

Why do I have more cell service than when I’m home in Silicon Valley?

It only took 19,854 steps to have fun today.

Getting the droid’s motivator tuned up.

Wait until this happens.

It took me like 14 parsecs!

The Left can now officially use this.

Meanwhile…

Me, when someone tries to shove AI down my throat.

I recognize that little chunk of coast.

Baby land orca. 🫍

Oh, hi!

Remember that time I was in a simulation!?

We adopted a feral kitten and it was very different than the socialized shelter kittens I’ve rescued in the past. She wouldn’t even look at me and only accepted my daughter… a little. It wasn’t until she was introduced to our big love bug that she became a sweetheart.

We may need to add some buttresses.

Yeah, they’d never write a preachy episode about the stupidly of racism, or something.

At the shelter looking to rescue a pet.

Mitt LEGOs.