Zero One

@zeroone

Hacker, Twitch streamer, game developer. Unreal Engine, Godot and MonoGame. Was DarkLight08 on that other site. or youtube.com/@ZrnVODs for livestreams

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Zero One@zeroone· 8d

I don't think I've laughed so hard at such a technically correct statement. Yes, that's what makes the Game Boy less powerful than a Switch 2, the resolution.

Excerpt from an article about a hobbyist Game Boy developer.

Headline: "Working with technical limitations"

Excerpt: "Modern handheld consoles like the Nintendo Switch 2, released in 2025, have about 2,073,600 pixels on their screen, whereas the Game Boy has only 23,040 pixels.

A lower number of pixels means the screen cannot hold as much detail."

Zero One@zeroone· Jul 2

It's so good though

A screenshot from my last Meccha Chameleon game. An exit sign is hanging from the ceiling in the Backrooms map. I am disguised on the face of the sign

Zero One@zeroone· May 20

Sup, bro?

Standing in Phantom Ganon's room in the Forest Temple in Ocarina of Time. Because an enemy size randomizer is turned on, and Phantom Ganon's default position is under the floor, Phantom Ganon's head is poking up through the centre of the carpet.

Zero One@zeroone· May 14

It's that time again. Homemade lemon cake!

A freshly baked lemon cake, covered in a lemon sugar glaze

Zero One@zeroone· Mar 26

6 hours today working on this video and I'm finally halfway through... the first pass :V y'all better watch this

A zoomed out timeline in Davinci Resolve, showing that half of the footage has been worked on.

Zero One@zeroone· Mar 26

CASE IN FUCKING POINT

Me writing my previous post. However the keyboard disconnected as I was typing the word "under", so the E repeated a bunch

Zero One@zeroone· Feb 26

yeah sure, lemme hand over all of my personal information to a service known to leak data just so I can use this premium quality service

Discord consuming 14 FUCKING GIGABYTES OF RAM

Zero One@zeroone· Dec 25

Chocolate chip Biscoff-stuffed cookies!

10 cookies arranged on cooling racks. Chocolate chips are visible through the cracked surface

Zero One@zeroone· Dec 5

FINALLY STREAMING SOON

A Metroid Prime 4 desk mat, sticker set, keychain, Switch 2 game, and a Nintendo magazine

Zero One@zeroone· Nov 25

Qui-Gon Jinn was warning us all the way back in Episode 1

A screenshot of Qui-Gon Jinn from the Star Wars: The Phantom Menace with the quote "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent"

Zero One@zeroone· Nov 25

TOMORROW Playing the Metroid Prime Trilogy starting with Prime Remastered, all the way up to the release of Prime 4!

An OBS window with Metroid Prime Remastered prepared to stream

Zero One@zeroone· Nov 8

Found these in my dad's bathroom. Not sure what they're for.

Three seashells sitting on the bathroom windowsill

Zero One@zeroone· Oct 25

I'm so glad people are so invested in my weight. And my cock.

Just a bunch of spam emails advertising Ozempic and dick pills. For my fat cock, I guess

Zero One@zeroone· Oct 19

She hasn't been fed since this morning, so clearly, she thinks she's never getting fed again

A cheeky black Labrador resting her head on my leg, begging for dinner, even though she knows it's too early

Zero One@zeroone· Sep 21

I appear to have a friend this morning

Zero One@zeroone· Aug 25

It's fuckin' vibe coded too absolute trash

Skeet from the app "developer":

"Been test GPT-5
Had about a solid hour of repeated coding errors

Then tried Claude 4 and it fixed the issue first time

Is Claude still King?"

Zero One@zeroone· Jul 20

I'm saving this, thank

A sleepy face next to the text "the fuck is this code doing. what the fuck. :("

Zero One@zeroone· Jul 4

A picture of Piers Morgan with two captions. The upper caption reads "The word 'gooning' is slowly replacing the word 'wanking'". The lower caption reads "Protect British culture. Like and share if you are a true wanker."

Zero One@zeroone· Jul 4

What's the best episode of television you've ever watched?

A single frame of the salute Captain Sisko gives to the camera at the end of Deep Space Nine Season 6, Episode 19: In The Pale Moonlight

Zero One@zeroone· Jul 2

I should've done this a while ago, but I've cancelled my Xbox Game Pass subscription, one month before it was due to renew itself. I left them my reasons why. Windows'll be the next thing I remove from my life.

A feedback form, asking why I cancelled Xbox Game Pass. My response: "You fired 9,000 people, including a whole swathe of game developers that make Game Pass what it is, and you cancelled multiple projects, all the push AI and kill Palestinians."

Zero One@zeroone· Jun 19

Absolutely peak phone website design

A screenshot of a web article about the departure of Ncuti Gatwa from Doctor Who. The screenshot consists of an entirely blank page, with 3 small lines of text in the middle

Zero One@zeroone· Jun 4

Being stared down by this absolute gremlin

A small, white dog staring directly into the camera

Zero One@zeroone· May 24

And so, another delicious lemon cake is born!

A lemon loaf, with a crack running down the centre, covered in a lemon sugar glaze

Zero One@zeroone· Apr 11

Oh neat. Apparently, if you listen to certain pieces of music featured in Star Wars, the progress bar becomes a lightsaber! Currently listening to Sugaan Essena - the opening music for Jedi: Fallen Order