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she/they cat owner trekkie 4:20 hail, #Cascadia. #calexit now! 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇺🇸 ☽⛤☾ yes, it's me. of course it's me. it's always me. when has it ever not been?
this cat is mad at me that I made her throw up on the floor instead of into my subwoofer
I'm taking mandatory workplace harassment training today and they told me I could get in trouble for posting mean things about others in my workplace so I'm doxxing my lazy office manager
fkd up and walking from bathroom to bathroom in the casino like an endless frat party hallway
things I learned from star trek: never agree to participate in rock sex mind things with random aliens. they will eat your brains
it's called TAILGATING, and it's how AMERICA PARTYS. I wouldn't expect you to know that, #HardRockTejon pinkies up, bitches #rustbelt
mr pavel chekov. he's about four months old. he's the last of lady kitty's winter kittens; kirk, spock, and sulu. the other three got trapped and carted off to the animal shelter. they were just hitting peak kitten, so I'm sure they'll find homes
media outlets need to start saying "u.s. taxpayers" instead of "u.s. government." I don't want to pay for this