Okay maybe I like myself a little bit today

how i feel when i'm listing my strengths in an interview

how it feels when you didn't get early arrival

I'd rather go to

"how to find me at Confuzzled" I'll probably just be doing this

half of manchester right now

God I wanna rip it off so bad

Every marginalised person waking up in the UK today

Panic over, it was just sunlight, warm weather and a cold beer that I needed, not therapy

wetdogwetdogwetdogwetdogwetdogwetdogwetdogwetdogwetdog

This morning I have discovered the vibecoding subreddit and-

I hope they lose their exclusive rights to F1. A man has died and they paraded someone else's name in the same headline. At least now they've removed the self-plug in the subheading. This sport is dangerous. Deaths are not gossip pieces.

dogdhgy wekendend dogy wendkend doggy weekdn DOGGY WEEKEND WHO'S GOIN WHO WANTS TO BARK AT ME AND BE WEIRD AND STUFFFFF

A small Yorkshire town made a post about kicking people out of their pub and I'm obsessed. I'm taking a trip.

I've been working really hard so it's time to ruin all of that with a kebab

This bathbomb makes it look like I'm bathing in some horrendously acrid piss

Telegram has an AI assistant now so at least when you get a random DM from someone you can toss a coin to see whether it's a bot or if they're slopping at you

Lestat telling Louis he can crash for the night

one dude on the brightsmith terrace like

Seen elsewhere but HOUSTON WE HAVE A LOOPHOLE

I just learned EXACTLY how old Nintendo is

Discord makes me look like a worse person than I am

drink some water one of you reading this hasn't had any for the past 3 hours

Close call 🫠

Bus stops are too bright in the winter

just got nutted in anyway back to work

Might just lose the fringe and go back to fluffy short hair

Happy boxing day